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American Idol – The soft core porn episode

‘American Idol’ guy’s night turns into an embarrassment for Casey James, Kara DioGuardi … hell, it was an embarrassing night for everyone.

by Michael Noble

I want to punch American Idol judge Ellen DeGeneres in the neck

How am I liking new American Idol judge Ellen DeGeneres? I want to move my hand in a way that would indicate “not so much,” but it’s busy punching her in the neck.

by Aryeh S.

American Idol – Like watching paint dry

There’s no doubt that American Idol has been a bit of a chore this season. Even I am having difficulty keeping a cheery attitude. Snort. But, because I’m all about being helpful, I hereby present the following for your dining and dancing pleasure. You can thank me later. 25 Things You Can Do That Will […]

by Michael Noble

American Idol – At least someone has cojones

Lackluster. The last two episodes of American Idol have been dreadfully boring. There’s no zip … no action … little to write home about. Oh, they tried to make things interesting. They tried to brew up a bit of a storm between Katy Perry and Kara DioGuardi in Hollywood. (Seriously: Listening to Kara anymore is […]

by Michael Noble

American Idol – Seriously, what’s going on?!?

H’okay … let me get this straight, because I’m a bit confused about the Chicago and Orlando episodes of American Idol: – Shelby Dressel does a Nora Jones stint … and gets 4-voted into Hollywood (while prefaced with a feel-good story and the fact she’s not bad, she isn’t terrific. This poor girl is going […]

by Michael Noble

American Idol – Audition round diamonds

Why? Why don’t you watch the audition rounds of American Idol? Do you know what you do by flicking the audition rounds from your schedule, treating them as throwaway fluff? Sure … there are going to be the “Lady We’re Not Together Anymore”s, sung at “the bottom of my heart” as Dewone Robinson of Atlanta, […]

by Michael Noble

Was last night’s Idol better without Paula?

I realize we’ve yet to see the makeup of the new panel of judges on American Idol (Ellen DeGeneres joins when the show hits Hollywood), but we did get our first exposure to life without Paula last night. So, what did everyone think? Personally, I loved it. As much as I think Kara DioGuardi is […]

by Aryeh S.
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