(Season 1, Episode 8) “Compared to a lifetime of Zoloft, 445’s a bargain.” – Lafayette to Tara, on the price of her mother’s exorcism First thing’s first. I gasped when Bill’s hand reached up out of the ground and grabbed Sookie’s leg in the graveyard! I knew something was going to happen, I just wasn’t […]
(Season 1, Episode 7) “Suppose she gets pregnant! How in the world is she supposed to nurse a baby with fangs?” – Arlene to Sam, on Sookie having sex with Bill Oh, Sookie. There’s no turning back now. But there’s one thing I don’t understand. I thought if you were bitten by a vampire, you […]
(Season 1, Episode 5) (Season 1, Episode 5) “You have no future with a vampire!” – Sam to Sookie Well, well, well … we sure learned a few things about Bill tonight. I’ve been wondering how he became a vampire, and all was revealed. It just figures that a girl would be the culprit, but […]