Zach drops by the set with his removable beard, the Vogelchecks get even more affectionate, a couple gets curious about a bidet, and Vampire Weekend brings their indie rock to the ‘SNL’ stage.

Around the same time we watched ‘BSG’ talk about machines, humans, God, and gods, another show did it much better. But it wasn’t given the chance to finish the story.

Patience, people. With a few more ‘Idol’ eliminations, we’ll finally get there.

Definite props to a host who appears in nearly every skit who’s also the musical guest. For once the best skit was the cold open with ‘We Are The World 3,’ and here are the lyrics.

‘American Idol’ guy’s night turns into an embarrassment for Casey James, Kara DioGuardi … hell, it was an embarrassing night for everyone.

Does viewing the newly released ‘Glee’ preview make you happy or do you now miss FOX’s show even more?

Valentine’s Day can either be filled with love or sadness, and that was plainly evident on TV this week. We got hilarious role-playing, lost love, and drunk-dialing: it all seems about right for this holiday.