The judge’s save is a worthless, imbecilic, pointless, wasted effort on ‘American Idol’. It’s the Kobayashi Maru of reality television … the quintessential no-win situation.

Miley Cyrus does Justin Bieber, gross cruise-goers, Taboo and apl.de.ap. Alright, that sounded bad. Anyway, we’ll have embedded videos of most of the sketches here when we get ‘em!

At the conclusion of this piece, Tara and Michael predict you’ll be interjecting “Hey!”, “Wow!”, “Yay!”, “Whee!” and “Zounds!” Everybody hop on board the Wayback Machine for a little learnin’, folks.

I don’t usually watch ‘Colbert’, but I happened to catch this gem, when Colbert went head-to-head with Jimmy Fallon over their Ben & Jerry’s ice cream flavors. And then they made peace with this little ditty.

With the first night of competition under their belts, some ‘Idol’ contestants displayed their chops while others simply showed the stage ruled them …

I’ve been wondering: What in the world is going on with Taco Bell’s ad campaigns of late? And then it hit me, plain as the nose on my face …

Naturally, a few surprise entries into the Top 24 on ‘Idol’ were revealed. And some of those sob story contestants we thought would make it through didn’t. Overall, however, a pretty strong collection of voices are moving forward.