Since you’re reading a Hell’s Kitchen post, you’re probably a foodie. So I’ll tell you that as I was sitting in my comfy blue armchair watching tonight’s show, I was happily munching homemade trail mix. (I roasted some pepitos, sunflower seeds, walnuts and almonds.) I was wishing it had some M & M peanuts tossed through, but that’s neither here nor there.
I tell you this to set the scene. See, it was convenient I was eating nuts. Because this show is nuts. And the fast pace and agitation of Le Chef Hawt will make you crunch and crunch.
As a matter of fact, if Gordon Ramsay survives season ten with these idiots it will be a miracle.
How do I know you agree with me? I’m simply considering statistics from those of you who crossed my path today and mentioned that this is the worst crop of would-be chefs ever on HK. It’s glaringly obvious to us all.
So instead of railing against Fox and Gordon for choosing this batch as I normally do … I’ll just cut to the chase.
Brian not getting his black chef jacket and instead getting a one way ticket to Palookaville was inevitable. It’s getting so hard to write about why each contestant is kicked off each week. The mistakes are right at our fingertips. If you can’t cook steak? You can’t be the top chef at Gordon’s steakhouse in Vegas.
Not rocket surgery.
The chicks on the Red Team seem to be getting their shit together. At least they can complete a dinner service by now. (The challenges still being very rocky for everyone.)
Barbie did surprise me this go round, however. I had no idea she could cook. I thought her repertoire was confined to smirking and lurking in the shadows while plotting (a trait I work diligently at trying to perfect.)
Huh.
Robyn’s “luck of the crazy woman” continues. Geez. Up for elimination four times, switched from a team and still standing. Amazing.
Clemenza shouldn’t be there either. And why does he put so much cologne in his hair? Mixed with the way he sweats he must smell like a Polo factory taken over by high school basketball players.
Blech.
Until Christina and Justin get into the finals, I’m sure more antics will fly our way.
I’m going to have to come up with new snacks. If you have a good recipe? Leave it in the comments below, please and thank you.
Clacked by Tara Shrodes
on Jul 25, 2012 @ 01:23 EST5EDT
