“Purveyors of Entertainment to Her Majesty the Space Queen” – Opening title card
“Ooooh, I love your boots, Leela. Nobody would ever guess they’re knock-offs.” – Amy
“How could you tell?” – Leela
“I guessed.” – Amy
“It’s when women are polite to each other that you know there’s a problem.” – Amy
“With one-sixth gravity, you could do work and be lazy at the same time. It’s like being a voice actor!” – Bender
“Yay, they can move their arms! Congratulations to our gutsy, non-paralyzed challengers!” – Butterfly derby announcer
“Well, we lost to all our opponents. Even that team that turned out to be us in the mirror.” – Leela
“A chemical that can help us win?! That sounds great!” – Amy
“Professor, there’s nothing wrong with Nectar. It’s all-natural.” – Leela
“So are carrots, but you don’t see me injecting them between my toes! [Takes out carrot and lights it up]” – Professor
“Whatever you do, you must not disturb the agressive male. He can be identified by his orange coloration and enormous butterjunk.” – Butterfly curator (this week)
“Pbtpbtpbt! What’s he gonna do, migrate at us?” – Bender
“Ewwww … It smells like a skunk stuffed with feta cheese!” – Kif
“Keep your door unlocked tonight. …” – Leela
“What?! But McGruff the Crime Dog says …. ooooooh!” – Fry
“I’m done polishing my ass, Fry. Here’s your toothbrush back.” – Bender
“Ooohhh … I think I’m feeling a little … catterpilly.” – Fry