And look! Both Lea and Ricky have joined us as well in their quest for quotes. Isn’t that nice? Well, they’ve certainly come to the right place.
Quotation Marks wraps up the week with some of our Clique’s favorites … and we hope they’re some of your favorites, too. If we missed anything, please share it with us in the comment section below.
Onward!
“You haven’t had … Mommy Daddy sheet monster times.” — Liz, to Jack on his dry spell
“The UN is a useless organization with a ridiculous army. Robin’s egg blue helmets? Great camouflage … if you’re invading an Easter egg hunt!” — Jack
“Valentine’s Day is the perfect time to meet vulnerable women — It’s scumbag Christmas!” — Frank
“We both married much, much older men, which can be hard … or more often flaccid.” — Diana
“Are you gonna tell me about black lady hair you Louie Anderson little bitch!?!” — Post office worker, to Lutz
“Right now Angie is in a hotel room dressed as a clown and I’m supposed to get into an elephant costume and interview her for a job at the circus!” — Tracy
“I stopped shopping at Kmart because I found out that Kathy Ireland didn’t design any of her signature socks.” — Liz Lemon
“I love your brown hair. It’s so bouncy, like the after picture in a lice ad.” — Hazel, to Liz
Hot In Cleveland
“I’ve yet to be discovered, even though I’m singing in everyone’s face and being all cute and adorkable. How come that works for Zooey Deschanel?” — Joy trying to get discovered at a recording studio
“And now seeing as how I find bald infants terrifying, I’m going to need a few ounces of your baby gravy to ensure Sue Sylvester Jr. is born with a full head of hair.” — Sue to Will
“Oh my God. Cutest …” — Rachel
“Smile …” — Sugar
“Ever.” — Artie, on David Martinez’ (Ricky Martin) entrance into the rehearsal hall
“I am getting pregnant, and then I am having a baby.” — Sue
“With whose vagina?!?!” — Roz
“What you need to do is start prayin’ that you give birth to a child that likes to eat sand, ’cause that’s all that’s comin’ out of those old, wrinkly boobs.” — Roz to Sue
“Mr. Schue, what’s with the shiny coat? I thought you were Kurt.” — Finn commenting on Will’s matador outfit
“Here’s my favorite: find out where Winston gets his sparkle, and then steal it.” — Winston, reading from Schmidt’s 2007 New Year’s resolutions
“Hi, guys! I’ve got a fun exercise: I’d like everybody to take a moment and think back to a time when they did something stupid, how they were treated and how they wish they were treated.” — Jess
“What did you do Jess?” — Nick
“Open up!” — Landlord knocking loudly at the front door
“Did you talk to the landlord?” — Nick
“A little bit.” — Jess
“Cece: Can I talk to you … as a … as a woman?” — Schmidt
“All right, Schmidt.” — Cece
“Okay … my boss and I … we’re running a pre-sex marathon right now and I fell like we’re stuck in Mile 25. I’m crampin’ Cece. My toenails are falling off, I’m peeing down my leg. It’s like I can see the finish line, but I just can’t get there.” — Schmidt
“I need to put one of these on right now …” — Cece, putting a seasickness bracelet on one wrist
“The problem is we don’t talk. I don’t know what she’s thinking. Should I make a move or not?” — Schmidt
“Stop asking permission and go get it. That’s what I would want. There is nothing less sexy than a dude asking if he can kiss you.” — Cece
“Nothing? I mean … what if I ate my own hair and pooped out a wig? What if I called my mom after sex to describe it to her? What if I had a croissant blog?” — Schmidt
“Two of these now.” — Cece dons seasickness bracelet on her other wrist
Raising Hope
“Wyatt is going to do an internship in Africa for a year and he’s trying to get me to go with him.” — Sabrina
“To Africa? Are you sure that’s a good idea? With all the sand, bugs, and gentle mutilation? I mean, it’s gentle, but still, can’t be pleasant.” — Jimmy
“For the record, I pushed two buttons.” — Adam
“I know I’m country, I couldn’t understand one word he was saying.” — Blake on opera singer Chris Mann
“You’re beautiful obviously … so congrats on that.” — Adam to Pamela Rose
“You bastards! You did this just to get under my skin.” — Blake to Adam and Cee Lo, at their acknowledgement to Gwen Sebastian
“I would work hard for you …” — Christina
“Bull crap!” — Blake
“Christina is one of the best singers on Earth. She is not one of the best coaches.” — Adam
Nikita
“I don’t know. I just want to put a bullet in him.” — Michael
“Some people just don’t know how to let go.” — Amanda
“You’re pulling my leg, right?” — Percy
“Gaahhhh … !!! ” — Nick, dropping a severed finger
“What?” — Hank
“It moved!” — Nick
“It must have been a nerve. You want to pick it up again? Or do you want me to give you the finger?” — Hank
“Oh … come on in. You caught me making some badenwurst. I was feeling sort of homesick. My mom used to make this stuff all the time. You want some?” — Monroe, holding out a badenwurst
“Who’s in it?” — Nick
“I’d say that looks like a Spinitad; a death spider. Not many of them, thank God. They’re like the black widows of their world. I really don’t know much about ‘em … except they kill after sex. Which, to my way of thinking, kind of ruins the evening.” — Monroe
“I wish I knew something about their habits. Do they have any rituals?” — Nick
“I don’t know. Have you searched the web? So to speak?” — Monroe
Up All Night
“My girlfriends and I, we make it [Valentine’s Day] about us. We go out and dance, we call ourselves “the goddesses.” We make the whole night about female empowerment and who can do the most guys. The record is one.” — Missy
“Last night we had Pandora playing during our lovemaking, and he stopped twice to thumbs-down Dylan songs.” — Reagan, on sex with her husband
Shark Tank
“That’s right, encourage her. Encourage her to go to hell.” — Kevin
“The only place that’s hell is listening to your nonsense.” — Mark
Clacked by Michael Noble 
on Feb 12, 2012 @ 09:48 EST5EDT
