Last week’s episode of Pan Am turned out to be pretty popular at CliqueClack, so it gets the featured spot today. We also have some great stuff from 30 Rock, American Idol and the newest Quotaton Marks stalwart, Dan Le Batard is Highly Questionable.
Pan Am (Review)
“She says I’m in love with two women – and I don’t even think that’s possible.” – Dean
“Technically it’s possible to love three women … although I’m not going to go into the specifics.” – Ted
White Collar (Review)
“Tomorrow we start on Dickens.” — Neal
“Someone has great expectations.” – Peter
Castle (Review)
“Have you heard the phrase, ‘There’s no such thing as bad press?’ Having your picture taken with a dead guy is the exception. I have to be so careful with my image; my image is all I have.” – Kay Cappuccio
“Yeah, no we were just talking about that.” – Castle
“We could keep him here at the precinct. We could use a mascot.” – Castle
“I thought that’s what you were.” – Esposito
“[mimicking the dog] What’s that? What’s that buddy? Esposito’s sense of humor fell down the well and can’t get out?” – Castle
“You think she is wearing a wire?” – Castle
“Dude, look at that outfit. Where’s she gonna put a wire?” — Esposito
“If I had to be creative I’d guess [Beckett glares] that’s rhetorical.” – Castle
American Idol (Review)
“Did you know it was against the law to be that cute?” — Steven Tyler to contestant Jennifer Diley
“‘There was a fellow named Frick’ … you know where we’re goin’ with this one …” – Steven
“If you ask her for another song, I’ll kill you.” — JLo to Steven regarding a really bad auditionee
“It’s unbelievable … beautiful … God’s paintbrush …” — Steven Tyler overlooking Aspen, Colorado
“I wrote ‘Dream On’ when the Dead Sea was still sick.” — Steven Tyler
The Big Bang Theory (More Quotes)
“I missed you.” – Leonard
“You see me all the time – are you sure you don’t just miss the sex?” – Penny
“Well, yeah, sex with you is pretty great. Have you ever tried it?” – Leonard
“I have; you are not wrong.” – Penny
“Why don’t women like me?” – Raj
“Let me check on that. [pauses] How about a web search on ‘why don’t women like me?’” – Siri
“No need, I’ve already done that.” – Raj
“What are you reading?” – Leonard
“Two Weeks to Rock Hard Abs.” – Penny
“They kind of spoil the ending right in the name of that, don’t they?” – Leonard
30 Rock (Review)
“Since its founding earlier this afternoon The National Association for Zero Intolerance or NAZI — We should change that…” — Tracy
“We can call it quits and I go back to sleeping on the floor of my uncle’s mattress store.” — Criss
“Idiots can do anything we put our minds to. I played a Nuclear psychiatrist in a James Bonk movie” — Denise Richards.
“Wazzzzup! Yeah, baby! I’m here today to apologize for my earlier comments. I used an offensive term to describe a group of people who made America the great … continent that it is today. These kick ass people have given the world countless bodacious things like the birther movement, intelligent design, water parks … No! I will not endorse water parks. They are a cesspool of disease and people boo you when you walk back down the stairs. You know what you people have given the world? Girls Gone Wild, The Golden Globes, cans that tell you how cold beer is. Florida. Bratz dolls. … Because of you there may be an Entourage movie!” — Liz’s apology to idiots everywhere, as written by Tracy and Denise Richards
“I’ve got to get back into character. HIT ME IN THE FACE!” — Kelsey Grammer preparing for act two of his Abraham Lincoln play
“If a poor boy from Boston can become … me, maybe you can become a suitable sex partner for Liz Lemon.” — Jack to Criss
“Jenna has become a huge star for this network. She is bigger than Maulik Pancholy on Whitney.” — Jack
“Where does Liz Lemon go when she’s out on the town? To the Barnes & Noble bathroom!” — Liz
Dan Le Batard is Highly Questionable
“That explains his weight. He owns 100 Arby’s.” — Dan on Prince Fielder, after his father mispronounces ‘RBI’s’ to sound like the name of the fast food chain
“Vanna and I would go across and have two or three or six [margaritas], and come and do the last shows, and have trouble recognizing the alphabet.” — guest Pat Sajak on hosting Wheel of Fortune drunk
“No one has liked me since 1980, but before then I was really big.” — Pat Sajak
Clacked by Ivey West 
on Jan 29, 2012 @ 13:04 EST5EDT
