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Big Bang Theory – What’s this word?

When Leonard’s bully comes to town, he decides to finally stand up to him.

- Season 5, Episode 11 - "The Speckerman Recurrence"

You’ve got to know that none of the boys of The Big Bang Theory had a very stable childhood. In fact, we’ve seen time and time again examples of their challenged youth. When Jimmy Speckerman comes to town, it makes sense for Leonard, all-grown-up, to try to stand up to him. It also makes sense that Leonard, all-not-so-grown-up, would fail miserably trying.

My favorite part about this episode, though, was the dynamic between the ladies and the men. Penny obviously was the bully in high school … not in the mean, physical way, but I can easily see a younger version of her tormenting the other, less popular girls. That she’s found friendship not only with Sheldon and Leonard and the gang, but more specifically with Amy and Bernadette is a much better evolution than Jimmy made … even before he sobered up.

These were some of the best quotes from “The Speckerman Recurrence.”

“Hi, did Sheldon change the Wi-Fi password again?” – Penny
“Yeah, it’s ‘pennyalreadyeatsourfoodshecanpayforwifi.’ [pauses] No spaces.” – Leonard

“Was this fella who peed in your Hawaiian Punch?” – Sheldon
“No, that was a different guy.” – Leonard
“Was he the one who wedgied you so hard your testicle re-ascended and you spent your whole Christmas break waiting for it to come back down?” – Sheldon
“No that was a different different guy.” – Leonard
“Was he the one who used your head to open a nut?” – Sheldon
“No.” – Leonard
“Oh oh oh, was he the one who made you eat your arm hair?” – Sheldon
“No, that was actually this guy’s sister.” – Leonard

“You know the holidays are just around the corner, maybe he wants to see if he can lodge the other testicle up there.” – Sheldon
“I told you that was another guy.” – Leonard
“That’s too bad. We could have spent New Year’s Eve waiting for the ball to drop.” – Penny

“I’m going to see him, and finally say all of the things I should have said in high school: ‘Why don’t you go pick on someone your own size’ … ‘No you did not have sex with my mother’ and ‘Yes I do know why I’m hitting myself.’” – Leonard

“I don’t think I could me the girl who was mean to me, Tammy Bodnick. One time when I was in gym class she stole all my clothes and left an elf costume in my locker.” – Bernadette
“Oh that’s awful!” – Penny
“The worst part was it was too big.” – Bernadette

“We’re here to support you, buddy.” – Howard
“No you’re not, you’re here to see if I get my underwear pulled over my head.” — Leonard
“You wore underwear? You fool!” — Howard

“A little bit? [looks at list] The man superglued Hersey’s Kisses to your nipples!” – Sheldon
“That’s funny because those aren’t the kind of kisses you want on your nipples.” – Raj

“Are you OK to drive?” – Leonard
“Yeah yeah yeah. I drive better drunk. It makes you pay attention.” – Speckerman
“I’m not going to say I told you so, but we could have killed him.” – Leonard

[running down the stairs] You did it Leonard, you stood up to your bully!” – Sheldon
“Yeah, I feel pretty good about myself. You think we can out run him?” – Leonard
“I don’t need to outrun him. I just need to outrun you.” – Sheldon

“Look at us … what are we doing?” – Penny
“I was gleefully following you to a life of crime looking forward to the day we might be cellmates.” – Amy

    

 

Photo Credit: CBS

One Response to “Big Bang Theory – What’s this word?”

December 9, 2011 at 5:56 AM

I was partial to Sheldon’s “I help the weak. It’s yet another way I’m exactly like Batman.”

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