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Say so long to Entourage … sort of

Ari and Lloyd had one of the odder relationships that we saw on 'Entourage' (and that's saying something), but how was this for putting a "final" stamp on how much Ari cares about Lloyd: "You’ll always be the gay son I never wanted." Awwww!

As I listened to the theme music for the final “first” time, it dawned on me: good shows never really leave us. I’ve bemoaned the loss of countless great series in the past — most recently Men of a Certain Age — but when a show lives a long and healthy life, the only thing we lose out on are new episodes; I’m going to be watching the ninety-six that Entourage has in the can over and over again for a long time.

So where did the series leave our boys?

Vince is getting married to Sophia. After one date. I’ve been much happier on the whole with this season’s Vince, even if at times the show seemed to be pushing an agenda to make him seem like the kind of guy that Sophia would fall for. I don’t mean to suggest that he hasn’t always been there for his friends — save for the times when he was pushing them away — but the last two episodes have pushed that message to a new level. Nevertheless, that’s the Vince I’ve always liked.

But marriage? Forgetting for a moment that I can’t see him being monogamous, the whole thing was too fast … and too “been there, done that.” We’ve seen him shopping for expensive jewelry before; we’ve seen him think a girl “the one”; we’ve seen him — or at least heard him discuss — taking an exotic trip with a new woman. I even wondered, until she stepped off the plane, if Sophia was aware that she and Vince were getting married. I can understand the writers wanting Vince to end up somewhere — just because there are rumors of a movie doesn’t mean the show didn’t need to end — but I’d think getting his career back on track would have been plenty.

Drama and Turtle were there for their friends last night, but neither progressed further in their own life. I’m okay with that; it’s the camaraderie of the group that I’ve enjoyed more than any specific plot. I am disappointed that there seem to be no consequences to Johnny’s ill-advised strike, but what can you do. Besides, Johnny Drama will never cease to fail when it counts.

Eric gets the girl and the baby … okay. I was thinking, as Eric and the boys sat down in that restaurant, that in some respects Eric had yet to grow since the pilot — his life was still being stunted by his desire to never part from his friends, as their mingling seemed to leave him without a hope for being with the love of his life or his baby. That’s exactly the battle we heard him fighting in the first episode: cut the chord. Does it count that he’s cutting it on Vince’s dime? Perhaps.

Yet Turtle’s line to Sloan, “You’re carrying our baby,” was very poignant. These four guys are a family, and it’s pretty rare to find people today who’ve found what they have. I hope it doesn’t cost any of them the other kind of family should they want that too, but it’s something special.

And I’m glad that Vince seemed to have gotten through to Sloan after her “My father hates him” argument. Really? Daddy hates the guy you want to spend your life with, so it’ll never work? I’m glad that Eric seems destined for happiness, but the truth is that Sloan’s always been too much of a daddy’s girl for Eric’s (and her own) good.

Now we come to the best part of the episode, season, and perhaps the show. Ari Gold has entertained us for years and years, but it wasn’t until his marriage fell apart that we finally got to meet the real him. Seeing him destroyed sent a powerful enough message, but the therapy session? His phone conversation with daughter Sarah (Cassidy Lehrman)? As power hungry as Ari is, it’s been his desire to provide for his family that’s driven that. He really just wanted to do his best so that he could give them everything they could ever dream of.

I think it was a bit rash of him to quit his job, but I don’t think that any less of a gesture — plus the romantic plea at the house — would have convinced Mrs. Ari of his sincerity (did you notice that, even with plenty of opportunities, only Lloyd called her by name?). But what of the post-credits phone call Ari received from John Ellis (Alan Dale)? CEO of a company akin to CBS Corporation or NewsCorp? Wow. Will Ari take it? Will Mrs. Ari stay with him if he does?

Fortunately this is probably not THE END, and I think the coda was meant to be the launch pad for the movie, as opposed to “A Paris Wedding” (which, chronologically, must have taken place before the end of the series). But I can do them one better: how about a spinoff featuring the Golds, back in LA and running one of the largest media conglomerates in the world? Vinnie and The Chasers would still make appearances, but the man we all love, Ari Gold, could stay on TV for another decade. Make it an HBO series — as it would have to be — and Jeremy Piven would still have plenty of time to further advance his career … while continuing to collect Emmy gold for his portrayal of Ari Gold.

Sounds good to me.

What did you think of the Entourage “send-off?”

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10 Responses to “Say so long to Entourage … sort of”

September 12, 2011 at 2:39 PM

Good, not great, ending that was clearly setting up the movie. Some of the stuff this season was good, but it was stuff I would have liked to have seen them spend more time on in previous seasons. I would have been interested in seeing an episodic fallout from Vince getting married on a whim. I just felt like they tried to get some more substance in a short season, so some of this stuff went by quickly. That said, I’ll still watch a movie, as I’ve always loved the vibe of the show.

And could they BE anymore gratuitous with Mrs. Ari at the end? Though I must say, that gatuity had more value a couple years ago

And another side-note: loved the unexpected cameo from our AD and former coach Barry Alvarez sporting the Wisconsin logo proudly.

September 12, 2011 at 7:07 PM

The psychiatrist refers to her as Melissa before Lloyd does.

September 12, 2011 at 10:59 PM

Yow. I, for one, thought this finale sucked donkey balls. The writing was so completely cliche and lazy, I found myself getting Ari-like angry at the damn television screen!

I’ve had my issues with this show for the past couple of seasons, but this season was just a complete bomb, and they capped it off with a load of crap. When Vince started the episode out saying he was getting married, I prayed this was going to turn out to be one huge joke or a dream sequence. Hell I would’ve taken a flash-forward over what really transpired.

Likely I’m just a bitter, jealous man for feeling this way, but I couldn’t stand that Turtle came out as a millionaire in the end, after everything he did … or, rather, DID NOT do. He didn’t do jack shit to deserve anything he got. For crying out loud, he burned a mansion down, and it was shrugged off like spilled juice on the carpet. He never fully earned anything on his own. I could’ve stood for him losing every nickel of those millions of dollars on a stupid horse racing bet in the finale — THEN I would have said it was a worthwhile ending.

And yeah, there’s Drama. So that whole storyline with Dice was pretty much for nothing. Aryeh, you’re shrugging it off, but I call it lazy, muddled writing by uninterested writers. It’s as though they never really put much thought into how this final season would go down. The cartoon idea was dumb to begin with, so maybe they came to an agreement to bury that sucker ASAP? I dunno, but it was buried pretty sloppily.

The only minuscule saving grace for the episode came when Eric asked Ari if he wanted to “hug it out.” Finally, a call back to the good ol’ days! Alas, all it did was serve as a reminder that there were good ol’ days, and we haven’t seen them for years.

Good riddance, Entourage. That piss poor showing of a finale is nothing to be proud of.

September 13, 2011 at 12:28 AM

Totally agree, Keith (except the donkey stuff not being in my lexicon).

What a mess.

September 13, 2011 at 10:57 AM

I’m glad to see you thought so much of it! You could have picked a worse animal. :-)

I think the fact that this is likely not THE END made it tougher to figure out where to go. Everyone needed something they could keep doing in a movie.

But I’ve always liked these guys, and like I said, the stories generally mattered less to me than the people. I like Turtle, even if he doesn’t deserve what he’s gotten .. but then, in a way, neither does Eric. He landed in his firm solely because Vincent Chase was his client (because they were best friends). Only Drama and Vince are out there every time trying to earn on their own (sort of).

I’m not shrugging off the Johnny’s Bananas thing — I think he should have lost the job — but at the end of the day, the TV series has come to a close and there’s nothing we can do about it anymore (as my wife said, there was never anything we could do about it, but you know what I mean). But even if it had blown up in his face, Johnny’s always going to have a career … gifted to him by Vince. He’s perfect to play the lead in a movie, TV or otherwise? Come on.

I was actually disappointed in “Hug it out,” because, a) they didn’t, and b) that’s not the line. Instead we got sent off with Drama’s crassness, instead of a classic Entourage moment. They easily could have given that to us … not sure why they didn’t.

September 13, 2011 at 2:43 PM

Totally agree with Keith. I’ll change “donkey balls” to just plain “donkey dung.”

One of the worst series finales in the history of television.

September 13, 2011 at 3:00 PM

HORRIBLE. I’m actually ashamed I’m admitting I wasted my time watching it. Mark Wahlberg should be ashamed of that showing. If the purpose was to set up a movie, they’ve lost my interest in seeing that movie, so it was a complete failure.

September 13, 2011 at 4:10 PM

*shrug*

I liked it. Didn’t love it, but liked it. Loved the show as a whole.

September 14, 2011 at 12:51 PM

Wow, I have to say I completely disagree. I thought it was a rather satisfying finale and far far from the worst that I have ever seen.

So, Turtle didn’t ‘deserve’ what he got seeing as he made the monumental mistake of selling the shares before the company went public, but it would have been deeply disappointing to see him put in all the effort with Avion and still come up with nothing.

With Drama, I am sorry, but I am glad that the strike didn’t have consequences. Drama has f**ked up one too many times and at the heart of it this one wasn’t even his fault. After 8 series I wanted to see Drama finally make a success of things. Otherwise we would have ended the show back at square one, and this goes for all the characters. It was better to see Drama successful and Turtle rich than end the show with Drama the also ran failure of a brother and Turtle the driver.

So what if the marriage was kind of thrown in there, it worked for me, after all Vince has always been impulsive.

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