It has been a quiet couple of weeks here in Quotation Mark-ville. If it wasn’t for cable, who knows what we’d be sharing with you!
Warehouse 13 (Review)
“I don’t need a guy who can tell when somebody’s lying. So what? That’s nothing special. I mean, every nun I ever met could do that. Sister Mary Frances could tell when you were about to lie.” – Steve
Quotes from the Ether
“Beer goes with everything. It’s the perfect food.” – Justin Timberlake holding up a beer while being interviewed poolside at the MLB All-Star Game
So You Think You Can Dance (Review)
“Ryan: I thought you were overdoing it … over-egging the pudding.” — Nigel to Ryan Ramirez post-performance
Wilfred (Review)
“That’s disgusting … you rub your ass on everything and I want it to stop.” — Ryan
“Ryan, my anal glands need to be expressed. It’s my constitutional right … freedom of expression.” – Wilfred
Suits (Review)
“Louis knows.” — Mike
“Louis knows what?” — Harvey
“My dirty little secret.” — Mike
“What, that you’re Canadian?” – Harvey
“Look, I think we need to hack into Harvard’s system or something. You know, put my records in?” — Mike
“Can’t, I’m booked this weekend. I’m breaking into Fort Knox. I’ve got to return some stolen dubloons.” — Harvey
Louie
“I thought I had the lock on old — lock on old! — and then guess what? Back from the dead: Betty White. Dusted off her old dumb tits and trotted them out.” — Joan Rivers