Quotation Marks – Wizards, What women want and asian turf wars

Ah, that “wonderful” lull between the end of the regular Fall season, and the start of the Summer run of shows. Several of our Virgin Diaries have started though, which is one of my favorite things we do here at CliqueClack. Did we miss your favorite quote of the week?

Game of Thrones (Review)

“I always wanted to be a wizard.” — Samwell

The Voice (Review)

“Hold on, one of you is going home … not alone, I guess.” — Carson Daly, after Emily Valentine and Curtis Grimes were caught kissing at the end of their battle

“Cee Lo probably told y’all that he wanted y’all to duet, not do it. [Rimshot] Thank you. I’m here all season.” — Blake Shelton

“I’m jealous of you, because I sound like a girl a little bit when I sing.” — Adam Levine to Curtis

Top Chef Masters

“Augustin is frying okra, which is a class he took at MIT … it was on Thursdays.” — Hugh Acheson, sarcastically referring to the physicist who’s his assistant for the ‘edible science fair’ elimination challenge

The Bachelorette (Review)

“You know, you come back with a rose from your date, doesn’t mean you have to be a jackass.” — West the Widower about William

“Like seriously, can we just bag this and go play blackjack?” — Bentley

South Park (Read more quotes)

“There’s been an Asian turf war, sir, and your son appears to have caused it.” — Police detective
“What?! An Asia turf war?! Butters, you are grounded!” — Mr. Stotch

The Virgin Diaries

Mad Men (Review)

“Of course I love you. I’m giving up my life to be with you, aren’t I?” — Pete

“Advertising is based on one thing … happiness. And you know what happiness is? It’s the smell of a new car; it’s freedom from fear; it’s a billboard on the side of the road that screams with reassurance that whatever you’re doing is OK … You are OK.” — Don Draper

“I love this place. It’s hot, loud, and filled with men.” – Cleo
“I know what you mean.” – Romano

Torchwood (Review)

“Oestrogen. Definitely oestrogen. Take the pill, flush it away, it enters the water cycle. Feminizes the fish. Goes all the way up into the sky then falls all the way back down onto me. Contraceptives in the rain. Love this planet. Still, at least I won’t get pregnant. Never doing that again.” — Jack

“Period military is not the dress code of a straight man.” — Owen

“Tosh was right – she went straight for the ex-boyfriend. Lucky she’s young; work your way through my back catalogue, we’ll be here till the Sun explodes.” — Jack