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South Park pulls off a hell of a twist

If you were looking for 'South Park' to pull off a twist within an episode, look no further than this one! Here are some of the episode's more notable quotes.

- Season 15, Episode 6 - "City Sushi"

“How come-a every time a hard-working Chinese man open a business, some smelly Japanese dog has to come invade him?!” – City Wok owner

“Whats-a big idea putting your Sheety Sushi right next to my Sheety Wok?!” – City Wok owner
“I’m sorry, I do not understand your accent. You want Sheety Tuna Roll?” – City Sushi owner
“No I don’t want Sheety Tuna Roll! I want you to go find another sheety town, open your Sheety Sushi place!” – City Wok owner
“Why don’t you just please speak English, maybe I can understan’ you!?” – City Sushi owner
“I am speak-e English, why don’t you speak-a fucking English, you soba eating fuck!” – City Wok owner

“There’s been an Asian turf war, sir, and your son appears to have caused it.” – Police detective
“What?! An Asia turf war?! Butters, you are grounded!” – Mr. Stotch

“I’m afraid I have some bad news. Your son is suffering from Multiple Personality Disorder.” – Dr. Janis
“What?!” – Mrs. Stotch
“There are several distinct personalities going on in there. One is named ‘Postman Butters,’ and yet another is ‘Fireman Butters.’ And then there’s even ‘Inspector Butters’ and a ‘Professor Chaos.'” – Dr. Janis
“Oh God!” – Mrs. Stotch
“From what I gather he seems to mostly jump in and out of personalities when he’s outside playing. Sometimes he’s a cowboy, and other times he’s an Indian. And the two seem at constant odds.” – Dr. Janis
“Oh poor Butters!” – Mrs. Stotch
“Doctor, what can we do? Should we ground him?” – Mr. Stotch
“No, I don’t think grounding him would do much good at this point. What your son needs now is lots of tender loving medication. Heavy medication.” – Dr. Janis

“Chinese and-a Japanese been fighting so rong, its-a redicurous. What we need, is to have a tweety.” – City Wok owner
“What is a tweety?” – City Sushi owner
“No no, we need a tweety.” – City Wok owner
“A tw-eety?” – City Sushi owner
“No, not a tweety, a tweety!” – City Wok owner
“Oh, you mean a treaty?” – City Sushi owner
“What the fuck is a tweety?” – City Wok owner
“No no, a treaty.” – City Sushi owner
“A tweety?” – City Wok owner

“The only thing Japanese love more than killing people is killing themselves!” – City Wok owner

“Tom, I’m standing in the heart of South Park’s Little Tokyo, where the multitude of our town’s Chinese are putting on a festival. Both of them have gone all out to celebrate Asian culture.” – Reporter

“Now that City Sushi is gone, City Wok is the only Chinese restaurant in town!” – Police detective

Photo Credit: Comedy Central

2 Responses to “South Park pulls off a hell of a twist”

June 2, 2011 at 5:13 PM

I totally did not see the Lu Kim twist coming – but I did appreciate the message about children playing being often considered problematic, and overmedication issues in general.

June 2, 2011 at 10:57 PM

Oh, that was funny! Great twist, and I loved the Psycho reference at the end!

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