I know it’s the unpopular opinion, but Ricky Gervais had me laughing to tears in his opening of the Golden Globes. He was honest and said things that no one else would dare utter out loud. Then we have the premiere of Being Human, and they’re in the opposite spot. They can’t exactly just shout to the world how they feel to the world; or can they? Time will tell!
“Wow. Were you even born when the first Toy Story came out?” – Director Lee Unkrich to Justin Beber and Hailee Steinfeld
“God, there are some gorgeous women here tonight. Intelligent … but still beautiful. ” – Dame Helen Mirren
“Despite the fact it’s been mildly mean-spirited with sexual overtones … I’d say the show’s been pretty upbeat, hasn’t it?” – Robert Downey, Jr.
“And thank you, God, for making me an atheist.” – Ricky Gervais’ final words of the evening
“What were they doing? Whatever it was, it looked like dad was winning.” – Luke, after just having seen his parents having sex
“This would give each individual Lion a chance to stand up and give a impromptu speech about the coach.” – Buddy
“Well, impromptu means unplanned, Buddy.” – Levi
“Well, then ‘promptu.’” – Buddy
“A man can’t leave if you erect a statue of him in his honor. Think about it.” – Buddy
“Coach Taylor?” – Levi
“How about a plaque?” – Buddy
“You got money for that?” – Levi
“I could work on money for a plaque.” – Buddy
“Mmmkay … A plaque sounds good.” – Levi
“It’s fucking baby food.” – Anthony Bourdain on Marcel’s dish
“It’s a perfect screw-up of fucking awfulness!” – Bourdain on Marcel’s dessert
“I thought your egg dish was stoner food at its finest and I mean that in the best possible way.” –Bourdain on Dale’s dish
“Prison breaks are organized with more efficiency and team work!” –Bourdain on Marcel’s team
“My first job was at this restaurant called McDonalds… I don’t know if you’ve heard of it.” –Richard
“Did you eat a lot of paint chips as a child?” – Steven Tyler to a contestant
“Well, one of my New Year’s resolutions is to say yes — yes to love, yes to life, yes to staying in more!” – Liz
“Who will be there to raise my kids if I’m not around to pay someone to raise my kids?” – Tracy, on facing his own mortality
“Your show netted 600 dollars last year. Your parents had to buy an ad.” – Jack, to Liz
“For instance, Jack taught me not to wear tan slacks with a tan turtleneck. I thought it looked nice, but he, rightly, pointed out that it made me look like a giant condom.” – Liz
“It was the moment Mike had waited for his whole life — the day Brick said something he was actually interested in.” – Frankie’s voice-over when Brick learns about football
“It’s not you, it’s me … for thinking you could do it.” – Brad to Sue, on her dancing
“I’ll talk to her, Michael.” – Phyllis, about Holly
“Do you think she’d talk to you?” – Michael
“Why wouldn’t she?” – Phyllis
“That’s true, she’s really nice. She’d talk to anybody.” – Michael
“This is a new food for me; how else should I eat it?” – Kevin, on broccoli
“Should we call 911??” – Josh
“You’re a werewolf.” – Aidan
“Yeah, occasionally.” – Josh
“Are you two going to go all “Twilight” on each other at some point?” – Sally
“Excuse me?” – Aidan
“I know what you are.” – Sally
“How?” – Josh
“Because it’s all you guys talk about. ‘I want to be normal! But I can’t! Cause I want to eat people! Etc.'” – Sally
Clacked by Carissa Pavlica 
on Jan 23, 2011 @ 20:24 EST5EDT
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*snort*