The title kind of speaks for itself, doesn’t it? Two episodes so ripe with quotes I even left one out of the post. You can, however, click the links and revisit every post to see what else you might be missing. This is the last quotes post before Christmas, so may your days be merry, bright and full of your own quotes from rambunctious family and friends!
“You’re even easier than the U.S. congress” – Tesla on Will giving him funding without a fight
“We don’t need to see an episode of House to determine probable cause.” – Tesla
“We need to be more hungry than Thomas. And I’m starving.” – Brook on beating Thomas & Jill
“I didn’t even pee my pants!” – Nat after the bungee task
“I’ve never loved asphalt so much.” – Nat again
“That’s just about when I lost my bananas.” – Brook describing the bungee task
“I know what you’re thinking … ‘I wish I was a dude.’” – Ted
“I do wish you were a dude.” – Robin
“Because if I was a dude, I could have Ted Mosby as a best man.” – Ted
“Robin, you better check yourself before you Trebek yourself.” – Ted, providing the coolest post title ever
“Kids, when your friends have great news, you’re happy for them … for like a millisecond. And then you start thinking about yourself.” – Old Ted
“We saw three hospital visits and blood on the ice last week. We’ve got 911 on speed dial just in case!” – Vernon Kay
“Permit me to introduce myself: I am the Betty ‘Whyse’ of the skating world” – Judge Dick Button stumbling over his words and really meaning “Betty White” (Why? No one who saw this has a clue, trust me.)
“I would want you to lift me anytime” – Judge Laurieann Gibson with a gleam in her eye to one of the pro skaters after a routine
“Really … Really? ‘Hey, Becky, you look real pretty.’ Seriously that’s your game? That’s your go-to line?” – Billy to Luke, who’s line was really that bad
“I’m placing you on suspension … indefinitely.” – Chief Vick
“Indefinitely? Well make up your mind, Chief. Am I suspended or not?” – Shawn
“Oh my god. My dad turned into Nick Nolte.” – Shawn
“Who is this?” – Tony
“Us. As a kid.” – Young Shawn
“Doesn’t look like Us as a kid.” – Tony
“Well we changed. Sometimes week to week, huh?” – Young Shawn
“It’s true.” – Shawn
“Gus, the lightbulb came on. I’ve had a catheter.” – Shawn
“Catharsis?” – Gus
“Wait a second. Do you smell that?” – Gus
“A ate a bran muffin. I needed something quick.” – Shawn
“We are gonna use impulse control, which is the practice of controlling one’s impulses. For instance, I look down and see that roach there and I tell myself, ‘I can’t eat that’.” – Shawn
“Do I need to slap you in the face?” – Gus
Clacked by Carissa Pavlica 
on Dec 20, 2010 @ 13:00 EST5EDT
