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CommercialClack – The Hoff vs. An Oscillating Fan

Tara and Michael present the sequel to last week's Dolph vs. The Unicorn. And it's all wet....

Michael: I don’t know what it is, but I love The Hoff. Whether he’s getting his fingers cut off, flipping wet hair or getting voted off Dancing With The Stars, I dig the guy.

Tara: Me too. He’s so cheesy. And I really love cheese. I was a might chagrined he got kicked off Dancing With The Stars so soon. I wanted more. I guess not enough German people saw the show. And you know what else? He’s not afraid to make fun of himself. I like that in a person.

Michael: If he was afraid, he wouldn’t have done either of the videos featured here….

Tara: Who knew he loved pretzels so much. I thought it was just hamburgers. Ya know, it might have been funnier if the fan turned into a burger! But maybe not enough time has gone by for that to be amusing. Woody Allen says that “Comedy is tragedy plus time” ya know.

Michael: Who was it that compounded that by saying: “Comedy is tragedy with an opportunist smartass waiting in the wings” … ???

Tara: Sounds like something you would say! Anyway, the “allow” one is good too. The Hoff gets so into the water thing … And! Every time the announcer says “The Hoff’s Hair” I chortle my butt off. Priceless. The Hoff really knows how to market himself. I need him to market me I think!

Michael: Mayhap …

Michael: Hey … let me ask you something: Where did The Hoff get the water for his hair? Dolph was packing all sorts of things in his commercial … we all know that. But … The Hoff’s water … ?!?

Tara: If Hoff builds it, they will come.

Michael: I’m not so sure about that.

Tara: Me neither. I just got all swept up in The Drama.

Michael: Did someone say drama … ?!? Because the videos above are all about The Drama….

Tara: *curses under breath* … stupid drama button….

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6 Responses to “CommercialClack – The Hoff vs. An Oscillating Fan”

September 24, 2010 at 9:35 AM

Now, Michael, the HOFF has serious moobage. You know what I’m talking about.

September 24, 2010 at 11:58 AM

Marissa! Are you hassling the Hoff? ;)

September 24, 2010 at 9:41 AM

OK, I’m starting to think you two goofs belong in a cage with the Hoff! LMAO!

September 24, 2010 at 10:35 AM

I’m sorry but this IS a commercial for those sports bras Lutz from 30 Rock wears, right?

September 24, 2010 at 11:57 AM

I defer this one to Michael. I don’t watch anything with Alec Baldwin in it. Not after that phone call to his kid. He creeps me out. Too bad, because I hear 30 Rock is a great show.

September 24, 2010 at 12:01 PM

I completely understand. I can’t enjoy Shows with Scientologists after that Tom Cruise video with him at the podium.

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