“You’re taking a vacation from normalcy. The setting: a weird motel, where the bed is stained with mystery. And there’s also some mystery floating in the pool. Your keycard may not open the exercise room, because someone smeared mystery on the lock. But it will open … The Scary Door.” – Announcer
“How do you like my comic?” – Fry
“Let me put it like this: after I leave here, I’m getting a memory enema.” – Bender
“Eeesh, it’s crowded.” – Amy, on the Comic-Con floor
“Good thing everyone’s freshly bathed and groomed.” – Bender
“I do like the tiny doodles in the margins.” – Sergio Aragonés
“Oh that’s just some relish from a hot dog I found.” – Fry
“I am Lrrr, ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8. You are hereby conquered! Please line up in order of how much beryllium it takes to kill you.” – Lrrr
“I built this castle with my own two slaves!” – Lrrr
“I am Lrrr, ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8. May I crash on your couch?” – Lrrr
“Leave me alone. My wife hates me, and planetary conquest has become a chore.” – Lrrr
“Horns are a sign of virility. Also they house my testes.” – Lrrr
“Mmm. That dinner was a worthy foe.” – Lrrr
“I could conquer Earth. Kill all humans.” – Lrrr
“That’s a thought.” – Bender
“You’re asking me, the renowned spokesman for Paul Masson wine, to recreate my brilliant 1938 radio broadcast, merely to deceive and impress the wife of this … skinny reptile?” – Orson Welles’s head
“Sorry, never mind.” – Fry
“I’ll do it for free.” – Orson Welles’s head
“You will now remove your skulls and play dodgeball with them for my amusement!” – Lrrr
Clacked by Keith McDuffee 
on Aug 26, 2010 @ 23:10 EST5EDT
