Futurama – “Aw, its anus looks like an asterisk.”

“It’s highly volatile dark matter … and some corn.” – Leela

“Do what you young people do to unwind. Take a joy ride in your jalopy. Wear a t-shirt and eat a fish stick. Go!” – Professor

“I thought I set you for 7:15!” – Amy
“Sorry, I hooked up with Bender last night. Dude was all over my snooze button.” – Alarm clock

“Young lady, have you been drinking?” – Prof. Wormstrom
“Yes, but that’s not revelent.” – Amy

“Aw, its anus looks like an asterisk.” – Bender

“We’re certainly not building something sinister, if that’s what you’re implying. Now come on, Bender. Something sinister won’t build itself.” – Professor

“I say we pay him a visit. And if he won’t talk to us, he’ll talk to Smith and Wesson. Or perhaps Consolidated Headmounter.” – Nibbler

“I warn you — if I have to get cute, it’s gonna get ugly.” – Nibbler

“Well, look what the me dragged in.” – Morris Katz

“So you called my thesis a fat sack of barf and then you stole it?” – Amy
“Welcome to academia.” – Morris Katz

“Soon the world will come to a stop, and there’s nothing you can do to stop it. The stopping of the world, that is. It’s unstoppable.”

“What’s all this cat hair on my sweater?” – Hermes
“And why am I all full of sand? And Tootsie Rolls?” – Bender

“Amy, technology isn’t intrinsically good or evil. It’s how it’s used. Like the death ray.” – Professor

“On the whole, Earth society is worthless. But, they do have these things called ‘antique rugs’ that are great for peeing on.” – Morris Katz

Clacked by Keith McDuffee
on Aug 05, 2010 @ 23:43 EST5EDT