We’ve got an interesting branded giveaway related to TBS’s new animated comedy, Neighbors From Hell (airs tonight on TBS at 10 PM EST). We’re giving away a Neighbors From Hell branded Weber grill (pictured above) as well as a pretty cool devil oven mitt, also branded with the show’s logo. Prizes are supplied by the Neighbors from Hell team at TBS.
To enter, simply leave a comment below and tell us your best/worst story of your own neighbor from hell. Entries to this giveaway must be made by Monday, July 26th at 5 PM ET. We’ll pick two comments completely at random and alert those picked in the following weeks (make sure your spam filter allows @cliqueclack.com addressed email!) Only one entry per person and you must have a valid U.S.-based mailing address. Not following these guidelines voids your entry. Good luck!
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Clacked by Keith McDuffee 
on Jul 12, 2010 @ 13:00 EST5EDT
My neighbor lets her dog crap in my yard and does nothing about it. Infuriating.
while I have my share of neighbors from Hell stories, the most recent one involved my otherwise quiet neighbor and her dog. This woman really doesn’t bother anyone-unlike my other loud, noisy and obnoxious partying neighbors she pretty much keeps to herself and has her animals for company. We were late putting in the A/C this year, and I sit most of the day by my computer near the bedroom window. After about 3-4 days of 90 degree temps, I was able to finally enjoy the cool breezes wafting in thru my bedroom window. It was the Memorial Day weekend, and I wanted to have a nice BBQ with hubby, but along with the breeze blowing in my window, there was a horrible smell too. A couple of days went by, and the smell continued, getting stronger and more terrible. Finally, hubby and I figured it out. Said Neighbor’s dog was old, we hadn’t seen him in the last few weeks, and there was a suspicious looking garbage bag placed in her front yard, near her outdoor lawn chair. It appears that the dog had DIED several weeks before, had then begun rotting away in the very hot temps, and THAT was what we were smelling. Unfortunately, the Neighbor was too emotional to listen to us, and a call to the local Animal Control officer finally made her open her door. She explained that she was waiting until AFTER Memorial Day for burial because she thought it would be a fitting ceremony and seemed oblivious to the fact that the long dead canine was now causing a stench in the whole neighborhood. Because she was faced with a fine if the dog was not buried THAT same night, she called a relative over to do it. After getting a bit too close to the bags, the relative let out a few choice words and left. There was no way he was touching it… By then, it was nightfall and my Memorial Day cookout plans were ruined. Hubby ended up taking me to a local BBQ restaurant to make up for it, and when we returned, my son informed me that the deceased canine was now lying in eternal rest, in a shallow spot she had dug under her front porch. We no longer talk to each other, never did much anyways before, and I am still waiting for my cookout to happen lol! (except that we just got back from Central America, AND my OTHER neighbors from Hell used our gas grill while we were gone, and when it was empty, used my small charcoal grill… and left behind only the cover-I have yet to find the bottom half. Sigh… guess who’s putting up a fence soon…lol.
Yours is only the second post, but I think you should win. I don’t see how that could be topped…and I’m not sure I’d want to. Enjoy the grill!
My neighbors wave, smile, talk to me and share fresh veggies grown from their garden. They ask me how I’m doing, tell me about their day and always watch out for any suspicious activity in the neighborhood. When hurricanes strike and we’re out of power and have downed trees, my neighbors band together to quickly clean up yards, mend fences (literally) and make sure the older residents in our neighborhood are taken care of; even running extension cords from their generators to the homes of the elderly. Our sidewalks, streets and yards are clean and if it weren’t for the style of homes and cars you’d almost think you were living in 1960’s Mayberry. There are no through streets so the traffic is minimal, nobody drives fast and there are no loud cars. Some people call it a small slice of suburban paradise.
Oh, I guess this would sound more hellish if I had first inserted the caveat that I hate people. Yes, I am also filled with self-loathing and often scotch. Usually a lot of both.
We had this couple living next door that were pretty hellish. One guy was in his late 50’s, had one arm and the one he had, had a can of Black Label beer attached to it at all times. He spent most of his time drinking and then yelling at his dumpy German girlfriend who was always bright red and had a passionate love affair with the f word. We called the Schnitzel and the One Armed Bandit. They would scream at anyone who walked by and at each other. They had a car out front with 4 flat tires and occasionally the one armed bandit would work on it, with his Black Label beer right next to him. Thier shopping cart, stolen from Shop Rite, was also full of beer cans and as the summer went by, many flies abounded and pull tabs littered the ground. In the late nights, when the screaming fights got super bad, we would call the cops and they would scream and fight with the cops until the two of them got dragged away in cuffs. I live in a quiet neighborhood in Philly, so this was not only uncommon but highly bizarre.
We shared a chainlink fence with next door neighbors who had about five yappy dogs, a couple of which were big enough to jump the fence. They decided to put in a privacy fence and then had it built about 8″ inside the chainlink fence. This, of course, created a “no-man’s land” where weeds proliferated. They couldn’t see the weeds behind their 6′ fence, but we certainly could and it was awkward as heck to hold a weed eater over the chainlink to clear the area. My husband talked to them and suggested that we’d tear down the chainlink fence so we could keep the area cleaned out. They were fine with that until it was accomplished. First they called the police and accused us of “stealing” their fence and then took us to Small Claims Court. (They lost in both instances, but what a pain in the neck!)
Our neighbors are from hell. Bitter, angry people. Called the cops on a car in our driveway with an expired tabs, called the cops on the fence we built on our property (to block the view of these idiots). They cackle at people that walk by on the sidewalk, they mowed their lawn during our wedding (it was by the garden in our backyard)…we were shoveling our driveaway on Christmas Eve and the lady started screaming about what idiots we were at us our her window. Lovely, lovely folks….They actually made the old meth dealers we had on the other side look like saints. Karma is good though and their time will come. People can’t be that bitter, angry, evil and black souled without consequences.
Neighbors with young, homeschooled triplets and a loud dalmation..
Neighbors with kids that leave their bikes blocking the walkway, kids that think the area outside my door is their playground, loud music late at night and any number of other inconsiderations.
We had a neighbor who kept his dogs in an outside cage and they barked all day, all night.
My neighbors next door are the single biggest reason I want to move. They own three mixed breed mutts that we refer to as the “Bumpus Hounds”. We live in a neighborhood where the houses are close together and my hillbilly neighbors decided to get themselves an above ground inflatable swimming pool which they placed directly in their driveway next to my kitchen window. No, they don’t have kids..it was for the two grown adults to sit in and drink their Budweiser. All of which is bad, except one of the Bumpus hounds loves water and would jump into the pool every time it was unattended. Since it was big, the dog couldn’t get out without dragging itself out of the pool, popping a hole in the plastic every single time. Naturally the pool would collapse and flood my backyard and wash out my mulch. This happened half a dozen times before I finally told them I was going to bill them for my mulch replacement and sue the crap out of them if my basement ended up flooding.
ok first of all my neighbor does let her dog crap on our lawn- smokes and putts her butts on our lawn- and when she mows she mows over her lawn three times and if we mow two days later she will do hers again- she complains to management if I make patterns- just silly woman
MY NEIGHBORS LEAVE US ALONE AND WE LEAVE THEM ALONE
Actually, my neighbors are fairly good right now, but it wasn’t always that way. My previous neighbor would get angry if I left my trash can on the curb over night (after pickup). I would hear a crash outside and walk out in time to hear the neighbor cursing loudly after throwing my trash can. He did it once before trash collection came…what a mess to clean up. So happy he moved. :-)
Thank you.
My neighboors just moved in, and the Mr has decided that he owns everything on the block. He has even called the cops on my for parking on my own property – he thought it was his.
We have the neighbors that watch every move we make, they think they own everything and proudly boast about their welfare checks while driving 2 cars, a kubota, camper trailer and a new addition going up on the house. Yeah that is poverty.
Neighbor blew up his house running a meth lab. The cops had been watching but were doing nothing about it. Now, they don’t have too. No-one was hurt but he is in jail now, all the evidence they needed was there. THe house is now a mess and no-one is cleaning it up.
MY NEIGHBOR RECENTLY MOVED IN (ABOUT 4 MONTHS AGO) THEN A GIRL FRIEND SHOWED UP AND OCCASSIONALLY HER TWO SMALL CHILDREN ARE THERE….ANYWAY OCCASSIONALLY THEY PLAY THEIR MUSIC (BOOM…BOOM…BOOM) UNTIL THE WEE HOURS OF THE MORNING…WE HAVE CALLED THE POLICE TWICE…THE POLICE COME AND THE MUSIC STOPS …BUT RECENTLY HE HAS BEEN GETTING DRUNK AND THEY GO OUT ON THE PORCH AND TALK ABOUT THEIR SEX…THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD CAN HEAR
I have 2 Great Danes and my neighbors are gun crazy people who hate dogs an the other my baby got loose and they were outside shooting at her and it scared me to death I called police but it seems they have permits and just had to pay a fine for shooting in city limits. afterwards they sent me a note saying dogs will be shot on sight
I lived in a second floor apartment once where the neighbors below complained every time we walked across the floor even when we were away on vacation! I hated their guts!
I have a very noisy neighbor who uses a microphone and mixer board.
we lived in this awesome huge apartment on the second floor of a corner house in baltimore city, it was a great place and we lived there for five years but there was also a loft above us that was tiny and therefore had cheap rent, so the quality of neighbors we had in a five year period was horrible. the worst was when we had an actualy workign prostitute living there, she would leave our vestibule door unlocked so she didnt have to walk down to let “johns” in and that drove me crazy not to mention she was riht above our bedroom so that made for a really romantic timefor me and my husband while listening to her do her job. urrgghhhh, that was the worst.
I live in a condo and my neighbor behind me BBQs every Friday evening. Initially it smells good. But he ends up burning the meat every week and the smell comes into our windows and we have to close the windows to try and keep the smell from coming in.
My neighbor’s house looks like the botanical gardens threw up! She plants everything in the world and hardly has any space of just grass, she also keeps bee hives in TOWN, so I have about 100,000 bees around my property at all times. Did I mention she is older and does yard work in a bathing suit! No wonder the house was being sold in the winter as no one would have bought it seeing what her house looks like in the summer!
I am in an unusual situation as my current neighbor from hell is my landlord. I live in a duplex and he lives next door. He is a drunk, but a happy one and continually knocks on my door and wants me to party with him. He also must be deaf because he keeps his stereo at an earsplitting level. He once rented out his garage to a meth addicted couple and we heard the garage door opening and closing all night long. Right now he has a couple living in a tent in our shared back yard. When I complain he will promise to change and offer me a beer. I don’t know how much longer I can stand living next door to this man. Sorry for the rant!
smchester at gmail dot com
I think I live next to Sarah Sylvia Cynthia Stout…they NEVER take the garbage out. Well they take it out but not to the curb for months on end it piles and piles. It is just a nasty pile of fly infested yuck. The HOA sent them a letter but did they take it out – no. It ended up in their backyard. They use our trash can too which is a major pet peeve.
My neighbors are less than desirable. We live in the country and they have a menagerie of animals, goats, cats, dogs, peacocks, and chickens and their yard looks like crap. I guess I should be happy, their house will probably help keep the property taxes from going up! They recently called the police and reported me as a wreckless driver. WHAT???? We live on a county road that you can only drive 30-35mph tops, hard to get wreckless at those speeds!
Part of my neighbor’s property includes a steep hill. He decided to put up a shooting range. When he invites over “friends” it sounds like world war 3 has arrived. We moved out to the woods to escape the madness and this **** brought it with him.
My neighbor is so old and nosy, she does not have a life. She has called the police on almost everybody on the street for very stupid reasons like music is to loud, kids are to loud, a car is parked on the street for a week, which is not even blocking anything and is in front of my property. She has no life and if she wants peace in quiet in the day time then move to a Nursing Home.
We had a horrible neighbor that blamed us for stealing all of their things and threw dog poop on our deck!!!
Thanks for the chance.
mogrill@comcast.net
When I was a child, our next door neighbor would call the police any time she heard any “noise” that bothered her which included lawn mowers, chain saws, children “playing too loudly”, etc. During the summer the police would come at least once a week. They knew she was a crank but had to respond.
our neighbors from hell was great when we had a block party police came out and locked 10 people up but the best out of it we still didn’t let that stop us we keep on partyin
When we ratted out the 25 year old (yes!) kid next door to his parents about the loud-music-late-night-partying-goings-on-while-they-were-away, he paid us back by cutting all the buds off our rose bushes. We moved away from that #$%hole a few years ago, but he still wins the neighbor from hell award. Thanks for the chance to win the fun prize!
my grill is on its last leg
My neighbor above me who drags furniture across her kitchen floor at 2am
once when we lived in a duplex our neighbors always had the cops at their house.the 15 year old was expecting and every time she got moody she called the police on her family.
when a was a kid we had a crack head next store who tried to kill his mom
We had a set of parents down the road that gave their son a high school graduation party which equated to underaged drinking, peeing in the road, cars lining the road up and down, a dj playing until 2:00 a.m. in the morning, and the police being called in. What the heck is wrong with some parents?!!!!
My neighbor from hell wouldn’t be so bad if she didn’t have 2 giant mutts that she didn’t take care off. Our backyard smells bad all the time because she NEVER picks up their poop. They’re like ponies and poop a lot. They are also very aggressive and try to jump the fence to attack us whenever we walk by.
we have a high school across the street…need i say more
We had a bunch of drug dealers at one point living across the street. Drugs, shooting, theft etc. One night one of their relatives came knocking on our door for help because his relative threatened to kill him. The cops really wouldn’t do anything.. After we moved we saw them in the news for some pretty bad stuff they did.
We have “neighbors from hell” two houses down. We live in the suburbs, and our houses are really tight together with not much space between the houses. They have 3 or 4 cats that they leave outside during the day. The cats have decided my flowers and flowerbed is their kitty litter box. Then, they have 2 dogs that they let out in the front yard (not their back yard) to just run around the neighborhood and poop & pee in people’s yards as they please. Our front yard is full of their dogs’ turds, and they keep peeing on the flowers at my mailbox and killing them.
The neighbors just stand there and watch them while they do this to everyone’s yards…
macd9900 at gmail dot com
our neighbors across the street are yelling and screaming and swearing at all hours of the day and night, there’s trash all over the street all the time, they’re dogs run loose and crap in everyone’s yard, the cops are here 2-3 times a week
It would be our neighbors who rented a unit across ours – they were brothers who were in college but fought about the silliest things – like using the other’s eraser without permission- and they would have shouting matches that would last for hours. The building manager had to come up to just “mediate”. Funny but irksome. We eventually moved out . . .
My neighbor collects junk and throws in the yard between our houses. everyday new stuff then has a yard slae and she doesnt start it until 5 pm. she has about 10 cats you pee all over the place and it smells. She says one mans junk is anothers treasure. drives me crazy
jmajor4870(at)aol(dot)com
My worst neighbor is the one across the street, who decided to call the cops on my friend and I when we were actually parked in front of my house. The worst part is that the cop disturbed me when I was consoling my friend about very personal family problems. I felt awful, and was very annoyed at my pesky neighbor.
luckysluna
We had neighbors that because of drugs and drinking lost their jobs. They decided to set up a meth lab to make money. When they finally moved out, it became a dump for homeless druggies. The slum landlord didn’t even bother to check on the place for about 8 months after they left. This is a average middle class neighborhood, and we live down the block from 2 schools. It was dreadful. Every person that rents that house is scum.
twoofakind12@yahoo.com
I love my neighbors, but could use a new grill!
My neighbor has a towing company and a lot of land. He stores the cars and trucks he picks up on his property until the owner comes to pick it up or the insurance company sends the paperwork so the car or truck can be demolished / recycled. Sometimes that takes months or years. All the while who knows what fluids are leaching into the ground. And it does smell bad also.
Our worst neighbors was a family that had their yard full of junk cars. The husband & wife would have screaming fights in their yard, cursing throughout the fight. The topper was when their 2 young sons would urinate in the yard.
In our old neighborhood there was a snitch. Called the cops if you parked to long ,had the music on outside, called the city if you didn’t shovel right away. Trouble is we never figured out who it was. Tends to make you paranoid.
My neighbor from hell had three small boys that they did not look after. They were always in our yard, destroying our flowers and taunting our dogs.
I have a neighbor that gets drunk and mows his lawn in his boxer while singing at the top of his lungs
My neighbor from hell stays up all night and then stands on his balcony in the morning yelling at anyone who makes noise before noon
Our neighbor wouldn’t pay for garbage pickup and instead just burned everything in the backyard, which made for awful smells. One day he burned an entire large plastic kiddie swimming pool and the whole neighborhood smelled like burning plastic for hours.
My former neighbors kids next door used to steal stuff from our garage all the time. My wife and I did not have kids but our bikes would be missing and would turn up in their garage or at the local playground. The kids would go in our garage refrigerator and eat & drink up whatever was inside and leave the garbage all over the ground. They took spare paint from the garage and tried to paint our house many different colors. I have endless stories about them.
jimcabaj@sbcglobal.net
My neighbor from hell built a pond – and a huge one – in his backyard and now has turkeys and geese as pets. The worse was that this pond threw off the water table and the spring after he put it in, our basement kept flooding.
Hello, my neighbors from Hell raised hogs! It always smelled like hogs and hog manure! In the spring they would spray liquefied hog manure on their fields and it would stink for a week like —-!
We thought she was selling drugs but as it turns out she was turning tricks.
My neighbor was featured on Dateline courtesy of Chris Hanson. Thankfully, he didn’t make it back home after the show though…
My neighbor from hell is a golddigger. He has gotten married three times and each time he will have a new motorcycle, truck, hot tub, etc the next week that he was in debt the week before. Each wife has moved out when he was at work and told us they were leaving and why.
Our neighbor asked us to dig a ditch so our rain water would run into his pond. When we did, he called the cops on us.
my neighbor from hell mows his lawn saturday mornings 7.30 am sharp – bye bye sleep
My neighbor from hell goes to bed at 3:30 every morning and falls often so has her emergency fallen alert call us to pick her up.
Well if you want Noise and lots of it, come see my next door neighbor, it’s so sickening hearing all the dirt bikes, buggies, mowing, loud loud did I say LOUD teenage kids car stereo that you can hear him coming about 1/2 mile away and then when he pulls in his driveway area my whole house vibrates and your ears want to burst! Their dog and kids too can add to the noise quotient. I moved to the countryside for peace not NOISE every day 365 days a year, can you even imagine no peace?!!?
One of my neighbors has a very load Harley motorcycle…but the worst part is meth is dealt out of his house so he’s usually driving the Harley late at night.
We had an alcoholic neighbor once…it was not pleasant tos ay the least.
I have a neighbor that fires all their firecrackers over our house to leave all the casings for me to pick up! Ugh!
Our neighbor called our real estate agent to complain that we hadn’t mowed the lawn. In our backyard. Never mind the rain we’d had every evening all week, but we had a privacy fence, so he would have had to peer in. AND we had mowed the front at least. So who cared if our backyard, that no one could see, hadn’t been mowed for a week and a half?!
My neighbor from hell is my mother in law enough said. She seemed to think she had to have her nose up my @ss whenever I left the house, how I raised my child and all that good stuff, I drew the line and told her where she was welcomed to go…
Among the many escapades we have endured with our neighbors includes one rather memorable occasion when we found their son passed out on our front porch – apparently he thought the locks had been changed!
We have been lucky with our neighbors. Our worst was a neighbor two doors down who stopped mowing their backyard. The front yard didn’t look much better. They also stopped caring about their older home and things just looked horrible. Not a great site when we were trying to sell our home.
The current one lets their dogs run loose and leave presents in my yard and the one before this one had a beagle that would bark/howl all night!
Thanks
My neighbor from hell still lives here grrrrrrr. Last year my husband and son spent two weeks putting in new grass sod. The next day we went to breakfast as a reward for all the hard work hubby and son did. When we came home the neighbor had his car all torn apart doors, trunk, gas tank, oil pan and other parts laying on our new layed sod yard. Of course this turned ugly where my husband told the nieghbor he had no respect for other peoples property and that he had 10 minutes to get his stuff off our lawn, the nieghbor gave my hubby the birdy, Which lead to the police comeing and the all out war, The war is still going strong with the neighbor trying our patience like pulling into our driveway with his car at 2 a.m. in the morning with his high beams on and honking the horn. I look at maybe tolerating another year than i will put a for sale sign in the yard.
waitressdani (at) hotmail (dot) com
We had a neighbor who broke into our house multiple times!
My neighbor has cloroxed, pine soled, and now sprayed with bug spray anything I plant. I have given up and gone to artifical flowers.
Our worst neighbor used to steal our mail!
Oh my, our neighbor from hell was a DJ…he had an entire turn table/bass set up in his living room. Every day and night all we could hear was that bass and it rattled our house constantly. It would have been fine if he was even semi good at it! But he was horrible and it kept us from sleeping or even enjoying movies…so glad we moved out of that place!
I had an upstairs neighbor who liked to do martial arts in the middle of the night. Every night.
My neighbor from hell would have parties all night long with the stero on and when I went up to ask him to turn it down they laughed at me.The they would sleep all day and pound on the floor when I cleaned!
Our worst neighbors were ones who did not want “our color” in their neighborhood. When they would go by our house they would spray it with Lysol to get the African Germs out of the neighborhood.
I have a neighbor who hangs his little dog over the fence to make our dog bark and then calls animal control to complain about our dog barking.
Our neighbor from hell would go on drunken rampages and BEAT on our front/back doors at 3am.
i once had a neighbor that would get really drunk and pass out in the hallway outside our door.
I once lived in an apartment below a 90 year old women that would call and tell us to go to bed if we walked across the floor or spoke above a whisper after 9PM.
My neighbor from hell is a bar. They are behind us on a busy highway. It is a real shame because we live in a nice neighborhood. However, the only redneck bar within a 30 mile radius is directly behind my backyard fence. I have spend many nights waiting on the police to shut their music down. I have woken up to people yelling and cussing. I have been in front of our local ABC board twice. You would not think it would be this difficult to handle this problem. My neighbors and I are residents here and they are a business. However, they seem to find a way to get around everything! Are you sorry you asked??
Thank you for the entry,
Nikki
Our neighbors had a jerk of a son who used to park ON our lawn. He did this even when we were reseeding the lawn. I finally put big rocks halfway on the cul-de-sac and halfway on our grass. Would you believe that he THREW them onto our lawn?!!
We had a neighbor who was a bit of a crazy lady. She had a little dog that would bark at all hours of the morning, day, night. Then she asked for old diapers so she could fertilize her plants…YIKES!!!
We once had a couple as neighbors. They fought all the time. When we would go to sleep at night we would be awakened by shouting and bodies hitting the walls. They finally were evicted or went to jail.
I have lucked out and not had any neighbors from hell. My parents have some doozies, though. One neighbor sponge painted the trim around the garage (TACKY!) and hung up a sign in broken english telling dogs not to pee in the yard.
We have lived in four different places and 3 of them had 1neighbor for hell. One had great neighbors!!!
Our neighbor brings out a gun (not a pellet gun or bb gun) to shoot squirrels. The problem is that sometimes the squirrels are between him and the golf course. The police have visited a few times.
I had neighbors that fought all the time. I had to call the police several times!
Our neighbor lets their kids go out at ALL times of night and it isn’t an unnormal thing to hear them at 12.30 in the morning.
Our neighbors from hell are our current neighbors. Wife gets drunk and jumps off the roof at all hours. Then we have to listen to her argue with EMS about going to the hospital and she calls the cops all sorts of nasty names. Yep good times in the neighborhood LOL.
Thanks so much!
dbkagrayson2002 at gmail dot com
our neighbor cut his tree down and it hit my truck!
ardelong2(at)gmail(dot)com
The worst one is this lady who was in her 60s she lived below us in our apt and we had people over and she was always complaing about the noise from people walking back and forth so when they left it was about 10:30 at night she got on the roof which it was easy to get to and jumped on the roof where my place was it scared the crap out of me and we got into a big fight and the cops were called it was pretty bad
our neighbors have a pit bull they let out to roam it makes me so mad because i have cats and it better not go near them
Our neighbor is loud and annoying. He has people over at his place at all hours of the day/night. And his dog always gets off the leash and runs about.
Our next door neighbor remodeled his house and has left all his old kitchen appliances and cabinets arranged on the front yard just like they were previously in the kitchen. It has been that way for 6 months or so. I noticed that this weekend he must have redone his laundry room too because there is a big deep sink, a small cabinet and a washer and dryer that he has added to the mess.
Right now all my neighbors are great. I live on a quiet little lane. But way back on my third wedding anniversary we had neighbors directly from hell. We went out of town and they broke into our house. It was snowing and there were foot prints and tire tracks leading from our door to theirs and in the stupid town we lived in, they wouldn’t do anything about it. They got away with a stereo, televisions and jewelry.
My neighbor from hell was such a jerk that she called the Home Owners Association on me claiming my dog was going into her yard. She had violated the rules by keeping her dogs teetered to a pole. When she told on me, of course, I informed the association she was violating rules as well. Thankfully her trailer trash self moved away in January.
Our neighbors had a dude who would come home from work and strip down to his boxers, then sit and eat that way in the dining room with the shades open. Their dining room faced ours, by the way.
One evening, the woman made shrimp. She dumped the hot shrimp liquid remaining (including the oil) into a pile of dried grass clippings that they dumped by our fence. Well, when you do that in the middle of summer, fire is possible. Well, fire happened. Our fence started burning. If another neighbor hadn’t doused it and informed us, I’m sure our house would’ve burned to the ground.
MY NEIGHBOR STOLED MY GAS GRILL THE NIGHT BEFORE ARE COOKOUT THAT HE WAS INVITED TO.