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Futurama – “Good news, nobodies!”

Once again, here is slew of the best quotes from the latest episode of 'Futurama,' because you know that's really what you want to read about anyway, right?

- Season 6, Episode 3 - "Attack of the Killer App"

“These old doomsday devices are dangerously unstable. I’ll rest easier not knowing where they are.” – Professor

“So long, overly complicated Japanese toilet!” – Leela
“Please. Not throw away. I givea you … happy poopy time.” – Toilet
“Sorry, you know too much.” – Fry

“Scoop Chang, New New York Times online podcast blog comments editor. Mr. Mayor, isn’t this e-waste dangerous?” – Scoop
“Not at all, Scoop. Not after it’s hauled off to the third world by an expendable team of minimum wage nobodies.” – Mayor
“Good news, nobodies!” – Professor

“*sniff sniff* What smells like bloody sinuses?” – Fry

“That’s even more horrific! Is all the work done by children?” – Leela
“No, not the whipping!” – Worker

“With the new eyePhone, you can watch, listen, ignore your friends, stalk your ex, download porno on a crowded bus, even check your email while getting hit by a train. All with the new eyePhone. From Mom.” – Commercial

“Is there an app for kissing my shiny metal ass?” – Bender
“Several!” – Nerd in line
“Ooooo!” – Bender

“The new eyePhone is wonderful. I use it to check recipes and send threatening emails to unauthorized third-party app developers.” – Mom

“*Ringing* Wh-what’s happening to me?! Is it puberty?!” – Fry
“It’s a phone call, dingus.” – Bender
“These eyePhones are phones too?!” – Fry
“Duh!” – Bender

“You named your boil ‘Susan?'” – Fry

“Play it one more time!” – Hermes
“No! It’s humiliating and degrading to Leela. Play it ten more times!” – Professor

“*sniff sniff* What stinks? Were you rolling around in New Jersey?” – Leela

Photo Credit: Comedy Central

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One Response to “Futurama – “Good news, nobodies!””

July 2, 2010 at 10:52 AM

Store clerk: “Ok, it’s 500$, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can’t hold the charge and the reception isn’t very…”

Fry: “Shut up and take my money!”

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