Quotation Marks – Prophetic-ness, Perry, and pirates

Even if I hated Psych (which I don’t), I would still love it every time it came back. It’s one of the more quotable shows on television today, and always seems to make an appearance (or, you know, fill the page up) when it airs live. This week’s return was no exception. It is good to have Shawn and Gus back. On the other hand, a show that we don’t see enough of in here is Castle, and I’m making it my new mission to get good quotes each week.  Enjoy!!

Psych

“From what my sis says, you … you’re the amazing one.” — Ewen
“You said that?” — Shawn
“I said that you were prophetic.” — Jules
“What? You’re prophetic!” — Shawn

“Shawn, he’s going to come back with a bar of soap and a towel!” — Gus
“Would you relax. There’s now way we’re going to get D’Onofrio-ed.” — Shawn

Quotes from the Ether

“It’s kind of like judging a talent show.” — Katy Perry, in an interview about her guest judging on American Idol.

Better off Ted

“We can’t leave work early, we’re not Somali pirates!” – Lem

“If a guy bites his cuticles and then swallows them, does that make him a cannibal, because then I had an exciting date with a cannibal and not a boring evening with a guy who has a disgusting habit.” – Linda

Dollhouse

“ … and you didn’t think to mention that Safe Haven was parked right next door to the Death Star?!?!?!” — Zone

“It spoke to the schizophrenic in me. Well, both of them.” — Alpha

“I try to be my best.” — Random ‘dumb show’
“Ah, hell.” — Echo

Bones

“No, sweetie, he’s rationalizing. Which makes what he did irrational because he’s rationalizing that Jared can’t make rational decisions for himself.” — Angela, trying to explain things, erm, rationally

Leverage

“Eliot, I’m going to ask you not to do anything violent.” — Nate, as Sterling walked into the bar
“What are you talking about? I only use violence as an appropriate response.” — Eliot, just before he beat up Sterling

“You know, people underestimate you, Eliot.” — Maggie
“That’s kinda the point.” — Nate

Life Unexpected

“How many more ‘accidents’ are you going to have with Baze on your way to the alter with Ryan?” — Producer

Castle

“You know who kills with syringes? Mad doctors and B-movie Nazis. Why not just use a gun?” – Castle

“Why do you care about some motherfreakin’ snakes on a motherfreakin’ plane?” — Esposito

Clacked by Ivey West
on Jan 31, 2010 @ 18:03 EST5EDT