I loved this poem so much that I wanted to share it once again this year. Thanks again to the mucho-talented Bill White for all of the illustrations, and to the CliqueClack team for providing all the stanzas. Folks at FOX, heed our warning….
‘Twas the night before upfronts, and to the set of House
Came an unexpected visit, by the one Peter Krause
“You think you’re so safe!” warned the unemployed actor
“At FOX no one’s safe, when Kevin Reilly’s a factor!”
The cast and the crew were confused by the warning
Until now they’d felt sure they’d be renewed the next morning
“But why, you are asking, should you listen to me?
“Since Dirty Sexy Money wasn’t on FOX, but ABC?”