The CliqueClack TV guide to Halloween’s tricks and treats

There’s good news in Television Land this Halloween … the holiday falls on a Saturday this year. What does this mean for you, the bloated, bleary-eyed viewer? Well, none of that weekday crap that clogs up the airways during normal times. Instead, the networks are free to air pretty much what they damn well please. Which, being the big holiday before Christmas (no one really cares about Thanksgiving anymore, do they?), means more blood, gore, and ghost huntings for you.

Problem is, you’re not too sure where to find all of this All Hallow’s Eve fare. That’s where CliqueClack TV comes in, with our annual listing of Halloween-themed programming. From midnight on October 31st, to the wee hours of November 1st (when the first Christmas trees are put up at the Wal-Mart Supercenter), we provide a listing of anything with even a hint of scare in it — yes, that includes repeats of According to Jim. So if you’re squeamish, I’d recommend you avoid this listing and look at those adorable photos of kittens that adorn your walls.

Saturday, October 31st

Marathons

• ABC Family presents a marathon of Sabrina the Teenage Witch episodes, from 6:00 to 8:00 am. Then, at 4:00 pm, the network broadcasts all four of the original Batman movies.
• A&E provides three hours of Paranormal State starting at 2:00 pm. That’s followed by two hours of Extreme Paranormal, starting at 5:00 pm.
• AMC presents three installments of the Halloween movie franchise from noon ’til 6:00 pm. That’s followed by multiple airings of the 1968 Night of the Living Dead until 1:00 am Sunday morning.
• Boomerang features a Courage the Cowardly Dog marathon from 7:00 to 11:00 pm.
• Discovery offers up five episode of A Haunting, starting at noon.
• Also starting at noon, Disney Channel airs all four Halloweentown movies. That’s followed at 6:20 pm by Twitches, and Twitches Too.
• The Fox Movie Channel plays nothing but Planet of the Apes movies all day.
• Fox Reality Channel (only for a few more days) offers up a marathon of its game show Shock Treatment from midnight to 5:00 am. Later in the day, it’s a run of Breaking the Magician’s Code episodes.
• Hallmark Channel offers up a quartet of Jack Hanna’s Animal Adventures from 6:00-8:00 am that feature such creatures as snakes and bats.
• History gives viewers a marathon of the series MonsterQuest from 8:00 am until 7 pm.
• ID (on many digital and satellite schedules) presents several-episode marathons of A Haunting throughout the day.
• Nick Jr. (formerly Noggin) gives your knee biters a days worth of Halloween-themed episodes from shows like Blue’s Clues and Max & Ruby.
• On SyFy it’s Ghost Hunters from 9:00 am Saturday to 4:00 am Sunday, including a live special from Essex County Sanitarium.
• Travel Channel airs four episodes of American Haunts from 10:00 am to 1:00 pm. That’s followed by two hours of Most Terrifying Places in America starting at 2:00 pm. An hour of Ghost Stories rounds out the afternoon at 4:00 pm.
• TV Land offers up Halloween-themed quartets of Roseanne episodes from midnight to 2:00 am, then again from 6:00 to 8:00 am, and the entire batch from 10:00 pm to 1:30 am on Sunday morning.

Specials

• Though shorter than their usual weekday partners, there’s a pretty good chance that the network morning shows will have something Halloween-related.

12:00 am

That 70’s Show (ABC Family) – The kids get spooked as they return to their arson-torched grammar school.

Biography (bio.) – Everything about witches you didn’t learn from Charmed.

Alien Sex Files 3: She Alien (Cinemax) – Scientists use alien DNA to create a horny “sex”-terrestrial. I am not making this up!

The Invisible (FX) – A teen hovers between the realms of the living and dead. Must be part of one of them death panels.

Predator (HBO Zone) – Ah-nold and his friends battle a chameleon-like alien.

Monkey Shines (IFC) – In this 1988 flick, a monkey with a link to a disabled master kills those that anger said master.

Psycho (TCM) – The classic 1960 thriller starring Anthony Perkins and Janet Leigh.

Eye See You (TMC Extreme) – Officers in a remote rehab clinic are being picked off one by one. Starring Sylvester Stallone.

12:30 am

That 70’s Show (ABC Family) – The show’s dedication to Alfred Hitchcock, with parodies of such classics like Vertigo, Rear Window, and North by Northwest.

1:00 am

Thirteen Ghosts (AMC) – 2001 remake of the 1960 classic. Starring Shannon Elizabeth and Tony Shalhoub.

My Ghost Stories: Hauntings Revealed (bio.) – First-hand accounts of various ghostly sightings.

Golden Girls (Hallmark) – Dorothy takes on the role of detective when someone is actually found dead at a murder-mystery dinner.

The Tripper (Showcase) – A group of stoners at a rock festival are stalked by a Ronald Reagan mask-wearing serial killer. Directed by David Arquette.

Blood Angels (Spike) – Your typical “girl goes to the city, moves in with her sister, sister is a bloodsucking, half-vampire” movie.

1:15 am

30 Days of Night (Encore) – Vampires go on a bloody rampage (what other rampage is there?) in an Alaskan town that remains in the dark for 30 straight days.

1:30 am

Golden Girls (Hallmark) – The girls have various experiences with The Great Beyond.

Halloween Resurrection (MTV) – No, I didn’t put the wrong network down. Rebroadcast at 11:00 pm.

1:50 am

Predator 2 (HBO Zone) – Danny Glover battles a chameleon-like alien on the hot streets of Los Angeles.

2:00 am

The Other Side (bio.) – A man who claims he talks with the dead gets involved with a Jacksonville Police case.

Secret Life of… (Food) – Halloween, of course. Topics include how candy corn is made, and how it is removed from your teeth.

Cheers (Hallmark) – Diane fears that Andy Schroeder has come back to kill her.

Seven Signs of the Apocalypse (History Intl) – The biblical signs of death and destruction are reviewed by scientists.

Zaat (TCM) – A biologist transforms herself into a horrid underwater creature.

The Good Son (HBO Signature) – Macaulay Culkin gets mean.

The Strange Hostel of Naked Pleasures (IFC) – Strange events take place at an eerie hostel in this 1976 film.

2:30 am

Ghostly Encounters (bio.) – A duo thinks that spirits are alerting them of imminent danger. We like to call that Spider Sense.

Cheers (Hallmark) – The “Battle of the Bars” takes a serious turn when Gary (of Gary’s Town Tavern) seemingly meets his fate after a ghoulish prank from Sam and the gang of lushes at Cheers.

The Ruins (ThrillerMax) – Vacationing friends find something quite deadly in a set of Mayan ruins.

3:00 am

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (AMC) – Before Buffy the TV show came this 1992 movie starring Kristy Swanson as the cute-as-all-heck vampire slayer. Rebroadcast at 10:00 am.

Ghostly Encounters (bio.) – Ghosts with unfinished work are discussed.

13 Scarier Movie Moments (Bravo) – Rebroadcast at 2:00 pm and 9:00 pm

Cosby Show (TV Land) – The first season episode that features Phylicia Rashad dressed as Tina Turner. Me-ow!

3:10 am

Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (Encore) – A serial killer brings along a camera crew to record his actions.

3:30 am

Ghostly Encounters (bio.) – Stories about good and bad ghosts.

Jeepers Creepers 2 (IFC) – A reptilian creature feasts on a bus-load of high school students. Ah, they probably deserved it! Bunch of snot-nosed little kids!

Scream 3 (MTV) – The last of the Scream trilogy. Rebroadcast at 8:30 pm.

3:45 am

Swamp Thing (TCM) – The 1982 camp fest starring Adrienne Barbeau and Ray Wise.

4:00 am

Biography (bio.) – The story of Anne Rice.

4:45 am

Shocker (Encore) – In this Wes Craven flick, a prisoner survives death by electric chair to wreak havoc on an unknowing society. I actually saw this one in theaters when it came out 20 years ago.

Bad Dreams (HBO Signature) – A woman wakes up from a coma in a hospital with an unusual suicide rate. No one that you know stars in this 1988 movie.

5:00 am

Blood of the Vampire (AMC) – In this 1958 movie, a vampire decides to experiment at an insane asylum to help out his cause.

Tales From the Darkside (SyFy)

5:30 pm

Tales From the Darkside (SyFy)

6:00 am

The ‘Burbs (Cinemax) – Tom Hanks horror comedy. Also starring Carrie Fisher and Corey Feldman in their younger days.

Rugrats (Nicktoon) – The gang gets some trick-or-treating tips.

6:30 am

Charlie & Lola (Disney Channel) – Lola finds the perfect costume for Halloween.

Tremors (Encore) – 1990 horror spoof about giant worms terrorizing a desert town.

Psycho Beach Party (LOGO) – Send-up of beach movies of the ’50s with a tomboy who is interested in learning to surf while a serial killer is on the loose.

Rugrats (Nicktoon) – Angela tries to convince the babies that they’ll become the costumes they wear if they don’t give her candy.

7:00 am

Biography (A&E) – Focus on horror writer Stephen King.

Movies That Shook the World (AMC) – A look at The Blair Witch Project.

Shaun of the Dead (Comedy Central) – Parody of the …of the Dead series, with Simon Pegg as a slacker who tries to make something of himself as a zombie slayer in London. Rebroadcast at 3:00 pm.

I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (FX) – 1998 sequel to I Know What You Did Last Summer. Starring Jennifer Love Hewitt.

The Little Vampire (Starz Kids) – A 9-year-old boy becomes friends with a pre-teen vampire.

7:30 am

Young Frankenstein (AMC) – Hilarious Mel Brooks send-up of the horror genre.

Little Einsteins (Disney Channel)

7:40 am

Cape Fear (Retro) – The original, starring Gregory Peck and Robert Mitchum. Rebroadcast at 2:45 pm.

7:45 am

Diary of the Dead (Cinemax) – George Romero film that chronicles a film crew’s escape from rampaging zombies.

Village of the Damned (OuterMax) – John Carpenter remake of the 1960 classic about the takeover of a town by telepathic children.

7:50 am

Teen Wolf (ThrillerMax) – Michael J. Fox plays your average, teenage werewolf.

8:00 am

Dead of Night (TCM) – 1945 film featuring five stories of the supernatural.

8:15 am

Prom Night (Encore) – 2008 remake of the 1980 original. Rebroadcast at 1:40 am, November 1st.

Imaginary Playmate (Lifetime Movie) – A girl’s imaginary friend is actually a ghost who’s nothing but trouble.

8:30 am

Handy Manny (Disney Channel) – The Tools, particularly Turner, protest a repair in a spooky clock tower. Special appearance by the Tools’ union leader.

Halloween on Ice (Hallmark) – Halloween-themed ice skating exhibitions. Make sure you clear your DVR for this one!

You Belong to Me (LOGO) – Shannon Elizabeth is a woman who is being stalked by a person with an other-worldly obsession.

8:40 am

Tim Burton’s the Nightmare Before Christmas (Starz Kids) – Terrific stop-motion adventure from Tim Burton.

9:00 am

Mediums: We See Dead People (bio.) – Profiling real-life psychic mediums, including Patrick Jane, Shawn Spencer, and Allison Dubois.

Mickey Mouse Clubhouse (Disney Channel) – The gang needs to get to Trick-or-Treat Tower before the big party begins.

Ghost Ship (FX)

Friday the 13th (Spike) – The 1980 horror flick that gave us all those gory shower scenes. Boy, do I miss those days of teenage exploitation.

Kid vs. Kat (DisneyXD) – Haunted houses and killer plants.

9:30 am

Scooby-Doo (ABC Family) – The live-action update of the classic Hanna-Barbera cartoon.

Halloween II (Cinemax) – Or, The Sequel Before The Franchise Began to Stink.

Queen of the Damned (ThrillerMax) – The vampire Lestat is a rock star who conspires with the Queen of the Vampires for world domination.

World’s Creepiest Destinations (Travel) – What? A show on The Travel Channel not related to food or poker? I’m shocked!

9:45 am

Ghoulies II (Encore) – 1988 sequel that finds the nasty creatures at, of course, a carnival.

10:00 am

Imagination Movers (Disney Channel) – The Movers try to help a monster be a little nicer.

The Watch (Lifetime Movie) – This time, the secluded country home is replaced by a forest fire lookout station.

Penguins of Madagascar (Nick)

The Haunting (TCM) – A quartet of adventurers go ghost hunting in an old mansion.

Skinwalkers (TCM East) – Biker werewolves try to get their hands on a half-boy, half-wolf teenager who is destined to end their lineage.

10:15 am

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (HBO Zone) – Last entry in The Mummy series, taking place in the 1940s.

10:30 am

Bugs Bunny’s Howl-oween (Cartoon) – New animation from 2003 is packaged around classic Halloween-themed Warner Brothers’ cartoons. Yeah, I’m sure that synced up well!

Blackbeard’s Ghost (Hallmark) – Let’s see … Dean Jones, Suzanne Pleshette, made in the late 60’s….Yep, a Disney movie!

11:00 am

The Unexplained (bio.) – Three stories of folks who have spoken with the dead.

Ed, Edd n Eddy’s Boo Haw Haw (Cartoon) – Ed begins to see horror monsters wherever he looks.

The Strangers (Cinemax) – A young couple; a secluded country home; three masked strangers … you put it all together.

Constantine (FX) – Don’t ask fans of the Hellblazer comic what they thought of this Keanu Reeves adaptation. You’ll probably end up dead yourself.

Frankenweenie (DisneyXD) – A 10-year-old Victor Frankenstein tries to revive his dog after being run over by a car. Directed by Tim Burton. Broadcast again at 11:45.

The X-Files: I Want to Believe (OuterMax) – Latest entry in the X-Files movie series.

11:20 am

P2 (Encore) – Substitute secluded country house with underground garage, and crazed stranger with crazed security guard, and you have the gist of this thriller.

11:25 am

The Mummy Returns (Starz) – Sequel to the hit Brendan Fraser flick The Mummy.

11:30 am

Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (ABC Family) – The not-as-successful live-action sequel.

Bill & Mandy: Wrath of the Spider Queen (Cartoon)

The Hunger (LOGO) – Modern day (well, 1983 modern day) tale of vampires in New York. Starring David Bowie.

12:00 pm

The Unexplained (bio.) – Focus on real haunted houses.

The Abominable Dr. Phibes (TCM) – A 1971 flick starring Vincent Price

12:10 pm

Flatliners (Encore Mystery) – Medical students experiment with the afterlife by inducing temporary death. Starring Keifer Sutherland, Kevin Bacon and Julia Roberts.

12:30 pm

Scary Godmother: Halloween Spooktactular (Cartoon) – Animated special based on the stories of Jill Thompson.

Army of Darkness (Cinemax) – Bruce Campbell returns in this third entry of the Evil Dead series.

12:45 pm

Valentine (OuterMax) – Girls, make sure you dance with that geeky boy in the corner during the junior high school dance. If not, he’ll come back as a serial killer. You’ve been warned.

1:00 pm

Celebrity Ghost Stories (A&E) – Celebrities recount their supernatural experiences that took place without drugs or alcohol.

The Unexplained (bio.) – A look at the goings-on at a certain house in Amityville, NY.

Mimic (Encore) – Mira Sorvino creates a race of large, flesh-eating bugs. Really, are these horror films or comedies? Rebroadcast at 11:00 pm on Flix.

Bailey’s Mistake (Hallmark) – A woman learns of her magical past after visiting the oddball-filled island left by her dead husband. Rebroadcast at 11:00 pm.

Secrets of the Summer House (Lifetime) – A woman tries to break the curse linked to the summer home of her husband’s family.

My Super Psycho Sweet 16 (MTV) – A spoiled brat gets all mopey when a serial killer shows up at her roller skating party. Rebroadcast at 6:30 pm and 1:00 am, November 1st.

Zeke and Luther (DisneyXD) – The boys buy a skateboard with supernatural powers. Rebroadcast at 7:00 pm.

1:05 pm

Old Dracula (Retro) – David Niven stars in this horror-spoof as an aged Dracula who lures, um, Playboy models into his pad to give their blood to his wife. So, why does he need his wife when he has these Playboy models?

1:30 pm

Edward Scissorhands (ABC Family) – Man, what I wouldn’t give for a pair of pruning-shear hands!

City Confidential (bio.) – More on Amityville, and the events surrounding the hauntings.

Scooby-Doo Halloween (Cartoon) – The gang spends time with Velma’s family. Musical appearance by … KISS?

The Butterfly Effect (FX) – Not a horror film, but it’s certainly weird enough to be shown on Halloween.

Leeches (LOGO) – Here’s a lesson for those who take performance-enhancing drugs: you may be victims of creatures who need to drain your super blood. And we’re not talking about sports agents here.

1:45 pm

Diary of a Madman (TCM) – Vincent Price stars as a magistrate possessed by an evil spirit. Insert joke here.

1:50 pm

Jurassic Park (Cinemax)

2:00 pm

Paranormal State (A&E) – A family claims their southern Virginia cabin is haunted.

Scooby-Doo: The Mystery Begins (Cartoon) – Cartoon Network original on how the Mystery Inc. gang came together.

Food Network Challenge (Food) – The challengers take on the creation of horror-inspired cakes. Rebroadcast at 10:00 pm and 1:00 am, November 1st.

Most Terrifying Places in America (Travel) – Mediums, ghost hunters, and historians visit some of the most haunted locations in America.

2:15 pm

Feast (@Max) – A remote bar is under attack by bloodthirsty beasts. Executive produced by Ben Affleck, Matt Damon and Wes Craven.

The Eye (Showcase) – Jessica Alba can see dead people with her new corneal transplant.

2:50 pm

Untraceable (Flix) – A serial killer uses the Internet to torture his victims. Probably gifts them 1,000 goat topiaries in Farmville.

3:00 pm

The Silence of the Lambs (bio.) – Never saw the movie, but I hear it’s downright creepy.

The Good Witch (Hallmark) – Catherine Bell stars as a woman who seems to have a pleasant effect on the populace of her new town. Rebroadcast at 7:00 pm.

Inside Haunted Hollywood (HGTV) – Famous horror film locations are featured, including the homes from Psycho and The Amityville Horror.

The Secret (Lifetime) – A woman who dies in a car accident is able to transfer her soul to her teenage daughter. Like the daughter isn’t going through enough already!

3:30 pm

Monster Buster Club (DisneyXD) – Danny tries to impress Wendy by venturing inside a haunted house, but he gets trapped in the process.

4:00 pm

Grim Adventures of Billy and Manny (Cartoon) – A headless prankster tries to get the best of Grim.

Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (FX) – More crazy antics done in honor of Michael.

Reel Homes: Real Scary (HGTV) – Like Inside Haunted Hollywood, but with a different title and homes.

Kid vs. Kat (DisneyXD) – Evil cat scratches and feline invasions are highlighted in this episode.

Scream and Scream Again (Retro) – Vincent Price stars as a scientist who performs organ transplants. Problem is, he uses live donors.

4:30 pm

Chowder (Cartoon) – Halloween-inspired zaniness includes a haunted house, and possession by an expired chicken dish.

Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th (Flix) – One of the many horror movie spoofs.

American Dragon: Jake Long (DisneyXD) – Jake throws a Halloween bash.

4:35 pm

Final Destination (Encore) – A bunch of students who abandon a plane before it crashes are now targets of an unknown force that wants them dead. My guess … the airline industry.

5:00 pm

The Haunting Hour: Don’t Think About It (Cartoon) – In an attempt to play the perfect prank, a girl finds a book titled “The Evil Thing.”

Area 51 (Discovery) – A look at the Nevada area that people claim is home to a whole bunch of spaceships.

The Good Witch’s Garden (Hallmark) – This time around it seems that the Good Witch will be kicked out of her own home. Damn economy! Rebroadcast at 9:00 pm.

Cat People (TCM) – The jealousy of a mysterious female causes her to develop feline tendencies. Like that doesn’t happen in real life!

Ghost Adventures LIVE! (Travel) – The Adventures team spends seven hours in an abandoned West Virginia insane asylum.

Ghost (We) – The 1990 romantic drama starring the late Patrick Swayze. Rebroadcast at 10:00 pm.

5:10 pm

1408 (TMC East) – A writer who debunks paranormal occurrences ends up encountering the same paranormal occurrences at a hotel. Starring John Cusak.

5:30 pm

Prince of Darkness (@MAX) – A priest finds Satan in a church cellar. No, this is not the beginning of a joke.

Paranormal State (bio.) – The team travels to West Virginia to investigate sightings of a mothman.

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (ThrillerMax) – Movie based on the fifth book of the Harry Potter series. Otherwise known as The Angry Harry Potter book.

5:45 pm

The Happening (Cinemax) – It’s your typical “airborne toxins cause mass suicides” flick. Directed by M. Night Shyamalan.

6:00 pm

My Ghost Story: Hauntings Revealed (bio.) – Focus on hauntings that have been supposedly captured on film.

Nazi UFO Conspiracy (Discovery) – Alleged UFO sightings, and their possible links to technologies developed by the Nazis, are examined.

20 Most Horrifying Hollywood Murders (E!) – The murders of such personalities as Nicole Simpson, Biggie Smalls, and Sharon Tate are reviewed.

Halloween: H20 (FX) – Jamie Lee Curtis returns in the 20th anniversary sequel to the Halloween franchise.

Nightmare at the End of the Hall (Lifetime Movie) – A prep school teacher encounters a student who seems to be a reincarnation of her former classmate. Funny, I thought the subject of the title was a disgusting bathroom in a fraternity house.

Phil of the Future (DisneyXD) – Phil must postpone his Halloween plans after Debbie turns into an evil cyborg.

Mortuary (Showtime Beyond) – A new family takes over a decrepit funeral home. I’m sure hilarity ensues.

6:15 pm

Twilight Zone – The Movie (Encore) – The one where Vic Morrow died during filming.

Pulse (Flix) – In Tokyo, an apparent suicide triggers a chain of mysterious disappearances related to computers.

6:20 pm

Night of the Living Dead (Retro) – The first, and cheapest, of the Living Dead series.

6:30 pm

The Sasquatch Gang (Showtime2) – A group of nerds think they’ve found Bigfoot.

The Curse of the Cat People (TCM) – 1944 study of a child’s fantasy world.

Even Stevens (DisneyXD) – Louis must save the school from milk-slurping zombies.

7:00 pm

My Ghost Story 2: Hauntings Revealed (bio.) – More supposed hauntings caught on film.

Scary Godmother: The Revenge of Jimmy (Cartoon) – A boy, obviously named Jimmy, plots to do away with Halloween.

Scary Movie (Comedy Central) – Wayans Brothers’ spoof of teen horror films.

Modern Marvels (History) – Halloween-related technology such as monster makeup and pumpkin carving are looked at.

Wind Chill (Lifetime) – Two college students become stranded over Christmas. Not too hard to figure out what happens next. And, no, it isn’t porn.

7:15 pm

The Dark Knight (Cinemax) – Heath Ledger’s final big-time role as the manic Joker.

7:30 pm

Frankenhood (BET) – A pair of morgue workers try to win a basketball tournament with the help of a reanimated corpse being kept alive with a car battery. I don’t make these things up, folks! Rebroadcast at midnight, November 1st.

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (DisneyXD) – Hillary’s Halloween Happening has some hinky hijinks.

7:45 pm

The Mist (Showtime Beyond) – Adaptation of a Stephen King story about a deadly mist that imprisons a number of people in a grocery store.

8:00 pm

Celebrity Ghost Stories (bio.) – Carrie Fisher, Rue McClanahan, John Waters, and Federico Castelluccio recall their ghostly experiences. Rebroadcast at 1:00 am, November 1st.

The Witches (Cartoon) – In this 1990 film a sorceress plans to turn children into mice.

Carrie (Encore) – The movie that gave pig’s blood a household name.

Dead Calm (Encore Mystery) – A couple is terrorized by a psychotic killer while sailing in the Pacific.

Disturbing Behavior (Flix) – At a suburban school, rebellious teens become model students that are too good to be true.

Ghost Rider (FX) – Nicholas Cage stars as a daredevil biker who sells his soul and suddenly sprouts a skull full of fire.

MonsterQuest (History) – A look at The Abominable Snowman. Rebroadcast at midnight, November 1st.

Ginger Snaps (IFC) – A teenage girl begins to exhibit wolf-like behavior after being attacked by an unknown creature. Rebroadcast at 2:30 am, November 1st.

The Messengers (Lifetime Movie) – It seems that ghosts only haunt teenage and adult women. In this film, poltergeists haunt a teen who moves to rural North Dakota. Rebroadcast at midnight, November 1st.

Enough (Oxygen) – Jennifer Lopez and her tushy take drastic steps when her abusive husband tracks her down. Rebroadcast at 10:30 pm.

A Clockwork Orange (Retro) – Stanley Kubrick directed flick about a future society terrorized by teenagers.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (TCM) – Spender Tracey, Ingrid Bergman, and Lana Turner star in this 1941 film portrayal of the Robert Louis Stevenson tale.

8:30 pm

Suite Life of Zack & Cody (DisneyXD) – The twins unleash a monster-like robot in the hotel.

9:00 pm

The Return (ion) – Sara Michelle Gellar is a woman haunted by a murder that occurred 15 years earlier.

Celebrity Ghost Stories (bio.) – This hour it’s Barry Williams, Debi Mazar, and Sammy Hagar. Rebroadcast at 1:00 am, November 1st.

Scary Movie 3 (Comedy Central) – The sequel spoofs The Ring, Signs, The Sixth Sense, and 8 Mile, among others.

Food Network Challenge (Food Network) – Haunted Gingerbread Houses are what the contestants need to build. Rebroadcast at midnight, November 1st.

Vacancy (Lifetime) – Stranded couple, rundown motel, snuff films. Put it all together.

Halloween (TMC) – Not the original, but the 2007 remake directed by Rob Zombie. Still as gory as the original, though.

9:35 pm

Mostly Ghostly: Who Let the Ghosts Out? (Disney) – An 11-year-old boy meets up with two ghosts who help him become a magician and secure popularity at school. Of course, there’s a price to pay for all of this.

9:40 pm

Scream (Encore) – Wes Craven’s spoof of ’80s teen-slasher films with a pretty hefty cast. Including Neve Campbell, Courtney Cox, David Arquette, and Drew Barrymore.

10:00 pm

Celebrity Ghost Stories (bio.) – Joan Rivers, David Carradine, Scott Baio, and Teri Polo recount their ghost stories. Rebroadcast at 12:00 and 3:00 am, November 1st.

Hannibal (Bravo) – Anthony Hopkins reprises his role as brain-eating Dr. Hannibal Lecter. Rebroadcast at 1:00 am, November 1st.

The Uninvited (Cinemax) – Girl gets out of mental hospital, girl has problem with cruel stepmother, girl encounters ghost in her home. Rebroadcast at 2:20 am, November 1st.

The Toxic Avenger: Part II (G4) – Further adventures of the superhero Toxie.

The Real Wolfman (History) – Stories of a supposed wolfman who terrorized a French town in the 18th century. Rebroadcast at 2:00 am, November 1st.

I’ve Been Waiting for You (Lifetime Movie) – Sarah Chalke, Markie Post, and Soleil Moon Frye star in this movie about a California teen who’s linked to witchcraft when she moves to a small New England town.

Murders in the Zoo (TCM) – In this 1933 film, a zoologist goes a little ape and is driven to killing just for the hell of it.

The Scream Team (DisneyXD) – A brother and sister team up with a trio of friendly ghosts to help their dead grandfather rest in peace.

The Hitcher (ThrillerMax) – Always listen to your parents when they tell you not to pick up hitchhikers.

10:20 pm

Whoever Slew Auntie Roo? (Retro) – Shelly Winters stars in this modern update of “Hansel and Gretel.”

11:00 pm

Extreme Paranormal (bio.) – A visit to the supposedly haunted Pennhurst Insane Asylum. Rebroadcast at 3:00 am, November 1st.

Club Dread (Comedy Central) – In this slasher movie spoof, a killer stalks tourists at a vacation resort.

Day of the Dead (TMC) – Not the 1985 original, but the 2008 remake.

11:15 pm

The Body Snatcher (TCM) – Based on a Robert Louis Stevenson story about a doctor who purchases bodies for experiments. Starring Boris Karloff.

11:30 pm

That’s So Raven (Disney) – Raven and Chelsea use a magic spell to get into Alana’s party.

11:35 pm

Hellraiser (Encore) – Your typical Pandora’s Box story. Except for the spiky-skinned demon that pops up and starts killing everyone.

11:40 pm

Rouge (ActionMax) – A bunch of stupid Americans are hunted by an enormous killer crocodile in the Australian outback.

Psycho III (Encore Mystery) – Anthony Perkins returns as both star and director of this sequel.

11:45 pm

One-Eyed Monster (Showtime) – Porn star legend Ron Jeremy stars in this horror spoof about a porn film crew that is being pursued by a body-jumping alien that, I’m sure, is horny as all get up.

Sunday, November 1st

12:00 am

Sex Spirit (Cinemax) – Thank you, Cinemax, for giving us at least one movie about an erotic ghost!

Toxic Avenger 3: The Last Temptation of Toxie (G4) – Toxie takes on corporate corruption in New Jersey. That’s a full-time job, don’t you know.

The Dark (Lifetime) – A married couple is a bit freaked out when their daughter, who apparently drowned, returns.

12:30 am

Subject Two (Sundance) – In a modern take on the “Frankenstein” story, a scientist engages in diabolical experiments in a remote Rocky Mountain cabin.

Midnight Movie (TMC) – Murder and mayhem at the drive-in theater, courtesy of a movie director gone mad.

12:35 am

Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (Starz) – Prequel to the original Underworld, which tells the origins of the feud between the werewolves and their vampire masters.

12:45 am

Circus of Horrors (TCM) – A squeamish horror tale from 1960.

1:00 am

The Replacements (Disney) – Fleemco delivers replacement neighbors who are really into the Halloween spirit.

In The Blood (LOGO) – A college senior is plagued by horrible visions of attacks on his freshman sister.

The Amityville Horror (Oxygen) – The 2005 remake, not the more impressive 1979 original.

1:15 am

The Pumpkin Karver (Showtime) – A pumpkin-headed killer is on the loose at a Halloween party on a deserted farm. These people. Just. Don’t. Get. It!

1:30 am

Kim Possible (Disney) – Kim’s trail of little white lies leads to a Pinocchio-like situation. Wow, how ironic!

The Hills Have Eyes (Spike) – 2006 remake of the 1977 original about mutant psychos on a killing spree in a New Mexico town.

1:50 am

Killer Movie (TMC) – Not a sequel to Midnight Movie. Rather, yet another send-up of slasher movies.

2:10 am

Dead & Breakfast (Encore) – A group of road-tripping friends gets sidetracked when they have to fight flesh-eating zombies at a spooky inn.

Cello (Sundance) – A cellist is haunted by supernatural forces.