Quotations Marks – Bones, Devito, and Dick Cheney

The fall season is not yet in full effect, but I could barely tell that from the way my mailbox blew up this week with tons of quotes. With so much fresh content, and so many great quotes, we’re back to limiting the amount of quotes per show … but that means we’d like to hear more from you about which quotes you liked this week.

Bones

“Well, they gave me medication. So, I imagine I feel how people of average intelligence feel all the time.” — Bones, asked how she’s feeling while on pain medication

“And that ladies… that is why they call me king of the lab.” — Hodgins
“Nobody does that but you.” — Angela

Quotes from the Ether

“Not at the show? Watch it tonight on FX. At 10:00! Balls heating up big time!!!” @Danny_Devito being … uh … Danny Devito

“The singalong audience is families and gay guys dressed up as nuns. My idea of heaven. Christian right’s idea of Sodom and Gomorrah.” — @TheAmyBrenneman talking about going to a Sound of Music singalong showing

“good morn…I’M SORRY BUT BEYONCE HAD THE BEST VIDEO OF ALL TIME. THE BEST VIDEO OF ALL TIME.” — @psychwrites (the Psych writer’s feed) … I guess they were interrupted trying to say Good Morning :)

“Web-surfing on my iphone [sic] and just noticed the talented (and extremely handsome) Nathan Fillion won an Emmy. Congrats!” — @WriteRCastle … The twitter feed of Richard Castle from Castle (and not the least bit humble)

Glee

“I’m going to ask you to smell your armpits. That’s the smell of failure, and it’s stinking up my office. I’m revoking your tanning privileges for the entire semester.” — Coach Sylvester

“If I don’t get some sleep, I could miscarry.” — Terri

“My life is a disaster with no creative outlet, other than writing my Desperate Housewives fanfiction.” — Sandy

Greek

“You’re like Dick Cheney, and she’s a quail.” — Rebecca to Rusty, about his chances of killing Jordan

“We haven’t had a debate this lively since, ‘What’s the difference between a chipmunk and a squirrel?’.” — Cappie to Heath, on whether Rusty should have chosen to kill, or have sex with, Jordan

Mad Men

“It’s better to have a bit of Don Draper than no Don Draper at all.” — Lane, on Don being late to a meeting
“I’d like that in writing.” — Don

“Let me put it in account terms. Are you aware of how many hand jobs I’m going to have to give?” — Roger, to Pete on his screwing up an account

Top Chef

“It’s terrible. It tastes like I just sucked on a piece of chlorine.” — Chef Tim Love, who was not a fan of Robin’s offering

Parks and Recreation

“Derek is gay, but he’s straight for me, but he’s gay for Ben, and Ben’s really gay for Derek … and I hate Ben.” — April, describing her relationship with her boyfriend Derek and Derek’s boyfriend Ben.

The Office

“People tell me things. I guess I have a face you can trust. Must be my low cheekbones.” — Dwight

“The point is to get from point A to point B as creatively as possible. So technically, they are doing parkours, as long as point A is delusion and point B is the hospital.” — Jim

“I hate, hate, hate being left out. Whether it’s not being picked for a team, or being picked for a team and showing up and the team doesn’t exist… or the sport doesn’t exist.” — Michael

“Did you pee on a stick?” — Micheal
“I did, but it was inconclusive.” — Jim

Psych

“Besides, it’s not that impressive. I solve a case every week … and usually one right around Christmas.” — Shawn

“Indian giver!” — Shawn
[Music stops. Everyone stares]
“Oh! Nononono … I meant to insult an entirely different group of Indians.” — Shawn

Shawn: “I’m sorry, was the chicken seasoned with molten lava?”
…
Shawn: “Dude, I can’t see out of my left eye!”
Gus: “I see dead people!”
Shawn: “Oh God, the water’s spicy!”
Gus: “Who does that?”

Monk

“I think we’re supposed to share the armrests.” — Natalie
“What are we, in Russia?” — Monk