Here is the latest edition of the week in quotes. Fortunately for us all, we had some new TV this week to pull from. I also, for better or for worse, went a little crazy with the Virgin Diaries (Damn yous, wikiquote.org). Most of the quotes I pulled from the old episodes this week were quirky and funny, so I hope you enjoy!
“Loving Michael is like trench warfare.” – Maddie
“Human instincts can jeopardize a mission. Sometimes its better to let a guy bleed a while.” – Mike’s narration
“Shane Pierce! What do you think you’re doing?” – Maggie, as Shane pulls his knife to the wood of the bar at the hotel
“I’m carving my name … What? Do you really think anyone is ever going to stay here again?” – Shane
“Just because you’ve been a slutty, irresponsible, slutty slut and had unprotected sex with a Mexican gangster doesn’t mean we can’t be friends.” – Andy to Nancy
“Shut up. I don’t like chatty. I don’t do chatty. I like quiet.” - Nurse Jackie
And now, selections from the Virgin Diaries
“If this is my last day on earth, I do not want it to be socially awkward.” – Dean to Sam
Burn Notice (well, again)
“When you read this guy’s profile you’re gonna kiss me.” – Sam
“I am not gonna kiss you, Sam.” – Mike
“Look, I’m not saying I’m gonna like it. I’m just saying you’re gonna kiss me.” – Sam
“Its a real burden being right so often.” – Mal
“Oh, yeah! I definitely have to say it was her legs. You can put that down! Her legs, and right where her legs meet her back. That — actually that whole area. That and — and above it.” – Wash being interrogated about Zoe
Veronica Mars (one of the most quotable shows of all time)
“Next time remember: Lift drunk, combative bail jumpers with your legs, not with your back.” – Veronica
“Have you heard from your sister?” – Aaron
“She sent a telegram: Heartbroken. Stop. Can’t make it back from Sydney. Stop. Underwater shoot starts tomorrow. Stop. Entire crew said prayer for mom. Stop. Love you. Stop” – Logan
“Logan …” – Aaron
“Stop?” – Logan
“If you’re looking for my trophy, it’s back by auto shop.” – Weevil
“Lube job? Or, can you medal in stealing hub caps?” – Veronica
” Is this 1970? Rims, baby.” – Weevil
“So you got a trophy for a rim job?” – Veronica
“Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?” -Veronica
“Isn’t that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?” – Wallace
“Don’t forget: You’re a high school girl. Do some high school girl things now and then.” – Keith
“Relax, Dad. I’m cutting pictures of Ashton out of Teen People as we speak.” – Veronica
“Why to people have to die?” – Tracy
“… To make life important.” – Nate
“So, do you bite people’s necks and suck the blood out?” – Beth
“Actually, I get most of my blood from the blood bank.” – Mick
“Oh. The Red Cross does not mention that in their literature.” – Beth
Just for kicks, this weeks a couple of quotes from the ether:
“Yahoo and YouTube are using their mega-traffic portals to alert readers about the digital transition. Which is helpful … for the three people who have broadband access and are surfing YouTube yet watch TV using a wire hanger hooked into a 1983 Zenith. ” – James Hibberd of thrfeed.com
“You know who you should blame?… Find your friends that watched American Idol this season, instead of Reaper, and punch them in the face. And be like, Dude, it’s your fault.” – Jenny Wade, the quote that spurned Deb’s Behind the Scenes post
“I guess since @Electric44 let the cat out of the bag, I can reveal … OMG I’M WORKING ON LEVERAGE NEXT WEEK!!!!” – Wil Wheaton, one of CliqueClack’s favorite people, announcing he was working on one of our favorite shows.
Clacked by Ivey West 
on Jun 15, 2009 @ 09:00 EST5EDT
“the quote that spurned Deb’s Behind the Scenes post”
I’m guessing you meant “spawned,” although “spurned” conjures up a more amusing mental image.
*POST AUTHOR*
You’re absolutely right.