Monday nights are the best/worst nights on television. There are so many great shows on (especially in the 8:00 hour), that it can be overwhelming. So it’s no surprise that the majority of our quotes this week come from Monday night shows. Between Chuck’s awesome finale, Barney on HIMYM and Castle and Beckett’s witty repartee, it’s an embarrassment of riches.
These are our favorite quotes from this week. As always, feel free to leave your own favorite quotes in the comments.
Chuck
“Why are you letting Sam Kinison and an Indian lesbian ruin your wedding?” – Dr. Awesome
“Oh… Chuck me.” – Casey
“Guys. I know Kung-fu.” – Chuck
Gossip Girl
“NYU? What was I thinking? You know how I feel about ironic facial hair!” – Blair
House
Wilson: “Why are you in my office?”
House: “Why aren’t you in MY office?”
Wilson: “Because I understand the definition of ‘MY'”?
Castle
“I feel so stupid. Here I am looking for evidence and all I had to do was make something up.” – Beckett
Beckett: “If you’re looking for a happy ending, you’ve come to the wrong place.”
Castle: “Next time I’ll have to try that massage parlor on Seventh Avenue.”
How I Met Your Mother
Ted: “The three days rule is insane. I mean who even came up with that?”
Barney: “Jesus.”
Big Bang Theory
“What exactly does that expression mean, ‘friends with benefits?’ Does he provide her with health insurance?” – Sheldon
“I’m telling you Leonard: Video slots, free drinks brought to you by a bosomy barmaid, and all-you-can-eat shrimp for $3.99. Disneyland can suck it. This is the real ‘happiest place on earth.'” – Raj
“Too bad he wasn’t here for that hooker. She was exactly his type: a hooker.” – Raj
30 Rock
Jack: “I have a chance to go back to the past to put things right that once went wrong.”
Liz: “That’s the Quantum Leap intro.”
“The gibbon did not attack Jenna, he was trying to mate with her face.” – Liz
The Office
“The old Michael Scott might have taken this, but not the new Michael Scott. They are in for a bitter surprise. I am not to be truffled with.” – Michael
Clacked by Kona Gallagher 
on May 03, 2009 @ 20:17 EST5EDT
One of my favs from BBT:
Are you in all 6 Star Wars?
Are you a droid?
Do you look like a shiny Sheldon?
C3P0!
I think the better House quote would’ve been
Taub: You still haven’t slept?
House: *Burps* … and then I’ll have a clever response…
Hey that came out wrong. But I really loved the burp and it was darn funny because the writers made fun of House with that :-)