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Quotation Marks: Condoms, cocaine, douchiness and queefs

house_md_poster4My favorite thing about doing Quotation Marks every week is that they seem to fall into a theme. This week’s theme? Well, it’s just dirty. How dirty? Greg House is probably the cleanest of the bunch.

These are the Clackers’ favorite quotes from this week in television. As always, feel free to leave your own in the comments.

House

“Meet my diagnostic posse: Hot, Dark and Darker.” – House

“You better not be praying in there!” – House

Big Bang Theory

Wolowitz: “Penny; Let me take this opportunity to point out that you are looking particularly ravishing today.”
Penny: “Not with a thousand condoms, Howard.”
Wolowitz: “So there is a number.”

Sheldon: “Do those sound like castanets to you?”
Leonard: “The box says ‘kitchen.'”
Sheldon: “So? Do cocaine smugglers write ‘cocaine’ on the box?”

Reaper

“Lookin’ sharp, Buffy, lookin’ sharp.” – Devil to Sam while he was holding a wooden stake

Supernatural

“Writing yourself into the story is one thing, but as a prophet? That’s like, M. Night level douchiness.” – Chuck Shirley

South Park

Woman: “That’s all well and good, but WE can do The Road Warrior…”
Woman’s queef: “NOO! We go in! We kill! No more talk! We kill! Soon my dog of war, but we have to do it my way …. Losers … Losers wait!”

Photo Credit: FOX

4 Responses to “Quotation Marks: Condoms, cocaine, douchiness and queefs”

April 5, 2009 at 9:44 PM

what happened to the big lists of quotes that use to be on here? did TV just go downhill or is it lazyness?

April 5, 2009 at 10:54 PM

Honestly, there wasn’t much notable this week to my recollection. It happens. Got anything we missed? If so, mention it!

April 6, 2009 at 2:52 PM

It sucks that Life On Mars is gone because Ray Carling was always good for 2 or 3 great lines a week.

April 9, 2009 at 11:36 AM

You are woman, hear you roar. Queef free, every woman everywhere…

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