(Week of Dec. 20, 2008)
Since it’s the week before Christmas and most shows are in reruns, we’re kind of light on quotes this week. Nevertheless, we still managed to get some gems. Check out some of our favorite quotes from this past week and add your own to the comments.
How I Met Your Mother:
Barney made up several Holiday songs to extol the virtues of Ted’s little sister.
(to the tune of “Jingle Bells”)
Pulling down her pants, yanking off my own
Underneath the mistletoe, I’ll make your sister moan!
Oh, Heather’s hot, Heather’s hot, we’ll go all the way ….
(to the tune of “We Wish You a Merry Christmas”)
I wish I could see her naked
I wish I could see her naked
I wish I could see her naked
and down on all fours
(to the tune of “The Dreydl Song”)
Ted has a little sister, gets hotter every day
And if I ever meet her, with her boobies I will play
Sister sister sister ….
Life:
Crews: How long have you been drinking?
Reese: Since I was twelve!
Crews: ….I meant today.
Pushing Daisies:
But I don’t need protection. That’s what I have several longstanding restraining orders for. — Olive
Nils Nilsen: You and Dwight hobnobbed in the same circles.
Emerson: The Hell I did. We didn’t nob no hobs. And certainly not in no damned circle.
Leverage:
A talking animal that nobody else can hear? That never ends badly.” — Parker
“Where is it? Where is the monkey?!” — Bad Guy in Eliot flashback
Dexter:
“You don’t always have to destroy a wounded animal. Sometimes you just remove the thorn.” — Dexter VO
“Me in a dress; I feel like a transvestite.” — Deb