Quotation Marks – Michael Scott is a king, House is confused

(Week of Dec. 6, 2008)

Boobs, penises, and asses made our favorite quotes of the week. Take a look, and add your own in the comments section.

“I hate disappointing just one person, and I really hate disappointing everyone. But I love Burlington Coat Factory. You go in there with $645, you are literally a king.” – Michael, The Office

“Sorry Ziva, we don’t talk about Fight Club.” – DiNozzo, NCIS

“Can I ask you? Did he ever have a head injury? – Officer Whitehat, Life

“Other than throwing off the Feng Shui with her ass that faces all eight sides of the bagua at once … ?” – Dr. House to Kutner, who asks what Cuddy is doing in his office, House, M.D.

“Wow! Muscles and curves. My penis is so confused.” – House, looking at a photo of a very fit female patient, House, M.D.

“Put some of what you’re full of in here.” – Taub to a hypocritical patient who needs to give a stool sample, House, M.D.

“Blair Waldorf is my best friend. I can handle ‘much’.” – Serena to Aaron about his ex-girlfriend Lexie, Gossip Girl

“It’s a little Harry met Crazy.” – Serena, on Dan and Lexie going to the ball together, Gossip Girl

“Guys hate to be caught off guard with sex on the first date!” – Blair to Serena, who ponders if she should tell Dan that Lexie likes to sleep with guys on first dates, Gossip Girl

“He’s also my best man. I’d be expected to grieve.” – Dexter in voiceover, toying with the idea of killing Miguel, Dexter

“If my show does not make people vomit and have an erection at the same time, then I have let my audience down.” – Masuka, referring to the bachelor party he’s planning, Dexter

“He deserves to wake up to a wife who doesn’t tuck her boobs into her pants.” – Gaby, on Carlos possibly regaining his sight, Desperate Housewives

“Snoring is too mild a word for what you are doing.” – Bree to Orson, Desperate Housewives

“You get to be a best-selling author. I get to be an organ donor.” – Orson, on getting surgery to reduce his snoring, Desperate Housewives

“If you wanna be scared, that’s ok. Just be scared with me.” – Alex to Izzie, Grey’s Anatomy

Clacked by Jane Boursaw
on Dec 07, 2008 @ 15:00 EST5EDT