NBC
8:00p/7:00 Central
- It’s another Roloff twofer as TLC brings back-to-back Little People Big World.
- Bravo brings back Inside the Actors Studio with Goldie Hawn in the chair. Alternately, a Cloris-free Dancing With the Stars is back on ABC. NBC celebrates 200 episodes of Deal or No Deal with a special speed-round edition, where contestants have only 20 seconds to determine if they’ll take the banker’s offers or keep going.
- On The CW’s Gossip Girl, Serena discovers Aaron has been keeping a secret from her. The Pittsburgh Steelers (5-2) take on the Washington Redskins (6-2) to see who’s going to hit three losses first on ESPN’s Monday Night Football, kicking off at the half hour.
- On The Big Bang Theory everyone, including Sheldon, is perplexed when a grad student is attracted to him. Then, stick with CBS for How I Met Your Mother; the gang discusses what to do when you run into someone you never wanted to see again.
- I’d say The Connor family probably wouldn’t want to see the guy who robbed them on FOX’s Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicle, but I have a feeling they might like that quite a bit … and the robber wouldn’t.
9:00p/8:00 Central
- Bravo is new again with the series premiere of First Class All the Way. This docu-drama follows a concierge business that specializes in the wealthiest of vacation demands.
- Those silly reality shows that we watch with shame in our guts continue with a new Real Chance of Love on VH1. Really, all these VH1 “love” shows are related now aren’t they? People from one spin off into another until it’s just one big incestuous orgy.
- USA brings another bout of WWE Raw, while MyNetwork TV brings more of Magic’s Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed. How many magicians don’t have an act anymore, I wonder?
- TLC’s Jon & Kate Plus 8 take their kids to San Francisco, on their way to Hawaii, and check out a Lego-based themepark.
- Tonight, somebody may very well die on FOX’s Prison Break, as Michael’s condition worsens. You can watch that instead of Heroes for your superhero fix, because the latter won’t be on. Instead, NBC is offering a two-hour SNL Presidential Bash; a compilation of their 2008 election antics.
- Both Brooke and Nathan find themselves confronting people from their past they didn’t want to on The CW’s One Tree Hill.
- CBS’s comedy night continues with Two and a Half Men. I don’t watch the show so I don’t know what, “When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking,” means, but that’s what CBS says it’s about. Olympia Dukakis guests on a new Worst Week next, Sam loses one of the wedding rings she gave him to use. Alternately, at the half hour you could watch Sam and Regina start a real estate business together on Samantha Who? over on ABC.
10:00p/9:00 Central
- The season ends for E!’s Dr. 90210, where we see if Dr. Rey’s marriage can survive his wife’s desire for yet another even bigger house. Alternately, on TNT, Raising the Bar ends its first season with Nick and Roz facing off in the courtroom to retry the case of a black firefighter accused of stealing property from a body found in a fire.
- MTV brings another new episode of The Hills, followed by The Hills After Show. Let’s face it, just the show isn’t enough, you need an after show as well!
- TLC gets even bigger as the Duggars go to a creationism museum on a new 17 Kids and Counting.
- I can answer The Biography Channel’s question of Why I Ran. It’s because they accidentally found themselves watching VH1’s Scream Queens.
- ABC’s Boston Legal brings back Rene Auberjonois and Julie Bowen in the episode where Jerry is up for partner. Valerie Bertinelli also guests.
- Is a 200-foot crane crashing into a Miami high rise “stunt” enough for sweeps week? CBS’s CSI: Miami hopes so.
11:00p/10:00 Central
- MTV’s My Super Sweet 16 is back to its traditional format of bratty little bitches complaining about their opulent birthday bashes.
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