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Meet the pinnacle of desserts: the Cherpumple

The Cherpumple. Apple, cherry and pumpkin pies baked inside spice, white and yellow cakes. Covered with cream cheese frosting. There's not much more to say; you really just have to watch the video.

Cake vs. pie. It’s an age-old question that people have been fighting over for millenia (which is weird, because the answer is cake, obvs.). However, Charles Phoenix has found the solution: The Cherpumple, dessert’s answer to the Turducken. The Cherpumple takes the best of both worlds and combines them in a truly hellish way.

First, you take those lovely pre-baked Sara Lee pies from your grocer’s freezer; He uses cherry, pumpkin and apple, and basically bake them into a cake. Each pie goes with a different cake layer. Then you frost the whole thing with cream cheese icing and say, “Yes, Virginia. This is why you’re fat.”

The whole thing looks absolutely terrifying, and I dare you guys to make one– I really want to know how delicious/disgusting it is. One thing’s for certain though: as you’ll see at the end of the video, mechanics love the Cherpumple. My only question is, Cherpumple a la mode? Or would that be ridiculous?

Photo Credit: charlesphoenix.com

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