Having a hard time getting to the gym for a workout or on a bike for a long, exercise-filled ride? I know, I know — it’s tough! There’s so much to do and so little time to do it in, so how the hell are you expected to take time out to exercise? For example, you can’t ride a bike or run a treadmill and expect to be able to drink a root beer float. I mean, really!
Well, I’ve got some awesome news for you! No longer will you have to worry about non-portable root beer floats when you’ve got The Fizz. Simply cram The Fizz with ice cream, screw the top to your favorite bottle of root beer, and you’re set to go. Squeeze the bottle to fill the cup with yummy root beer floaty calorieness and drink away. No need for thick glass mugs or silly spoons — just toss it back.
What’s more, The Fizz and the bottle will fit right into your bike’s bottle cage or the convenient bottle rest at the treadmill. Take it to your next basketball pick-up game — the guys will be green with envy. Hand them out to marathon runners. Take one for your morning commute to work! Don’t be left without your root beer floats again.
Clacked by Keith McDuffee 
on Feb 03, 2009 @ 12:00 EST5EDT
