I don’t know about you, but any time I’ve gone camping, I’ve always had a boner problem. You know, after pitching your tent, you head off down to the stream with your Chubby to catch the night’s dinner. When you do catch something on your rod, you’re now looking at a major boner problem. I know! Happens to me all the time.
Now you can bone your problems away with this wondrous wunderous new invention called the “Wunder Boner.” Just stick the fish’s mouth over your Boner, push down hard on it, and you’re sitting pretty. The fish — not so much.
Make sure you follow the directions and be sure the fish has been dead at least five hours before succumbing its long-dead body to the de-boning process. That means getting up mighty early to start your fishing adventure. Ahhh … there’s nothing like a walk through the morning woods.
[via Wil Wheaton]
Clacked by Keith McDuffee 
on Jan 07, 2009 @ 11:57 EST5EDT
Sometimes I get morning wood in late afternoon.